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# The sunshine elephant is so called
as he glides high in the sky
Nobody knows how he got up,
Or even the reason why.

But the sunshine elephant glides onwards
Soars high above the earth
Left and right, right through the clouds
It gives him so much mirth

The sunshine elephant defeats the laws
of physics that we hold dear,
but when it comes for him to land,
gravity will become so clear.

(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# Oooooooh
bishounen
(I helped save b3ta! so long and thanks for all the fish, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:44, archived)
# I would give you a standing ovation
but i've run out of eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:45, archived)
# How about a standing ovulation?
?

(right... time to shut down PC and install new hard drive. see you in a few mins.)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# You have to shut down for that?
Psh, noob.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# New drive?
Psh, I just weld extra platters onto the old one.

Whilst it's still running.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# running, down the street?
mine normally spins, oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# mine jiggles up and down
and groans occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# strangely
mine does that sometimes

orrible whiry rattly sound
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)
# I once had one that made a strange "whoop" sound
If it did that, the PC wouldn't start until you hit the hard drive, and then it would spin up properly, and you could get on with whatever you wanted to do.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:55, archived)
# I reckon three hours
Something is bound to go wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# ooooh
he looks like an eco warrior!
(I helped save b3ta! robh, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:46, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# i laughed i cried
i almost wet the bed, deeply deeply beautiful

- Brian Sewell 2003
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# That's beautiful
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# That's nice
Is SSE actually about at the moment, or is he still stealing stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# various bedding linen
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Woo yay top notch cartoon there

Cheer up a sad Sunshine Elephant today, give generously
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:47, archived)
# give what?
i've run out of bumsex for today.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Hummus, give hummus
or any spare bumsex you have, if that's your bag.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:53, archived)
# groovy
so groovy
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:50, archived)
# that's lovely
in the best possible way

great big hugs all round
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:48, archived)
# Superb!
Most woosome.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:51, archived)
# woo
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 21:52, archived)