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# but is it a cake
or a biscuit?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# the clue's in the name, sherlock.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# you did that on purpose.
(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# the clue
is in the name
(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# we have a mind bond,
like gay sex
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# It must have been
because I pissed in your drink
(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# they's found
on the biscuits aisle in my local spar
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:21, archived)
# There was actually a protracted court case about this,
being that cakes are subject to VAT, whereas biscuits aren't. McVities lost, and it led to the closure of their factory in Burnage. FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# I'm going to invent a Fact Cannon™
(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# it's already been invented
you just have to make it.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# At the time of writing
it was in the process of invention.
(vork and burlap, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# H.M. Customs and Excise can be cranberry*
*Although I'm still toying with the idea of applying for a job as a Customs Officer
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# i would
mmmm, contraband!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# to steal drugs
(and cakes)?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# To be honest
I was thinking about generally being a miserable jobsworth at people.

I'm good at that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# all confiscated drugs are burnt
however, the time period over which they are, and the exact method are a mystery. i always picture a giant furnace feeding a few wasted customs officials as they all get mashed out there brains :)
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# exactly.
see my problem? it's all toooo stressful!
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Tell them they're wrong.
Ring them up, right now. If they're not open, leave the phone ringing until they are.
(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# i have a mate who works there
i'll get him to switch them surreptitiously
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Biscuits go soft when they're stale,
cakes go hard. Fact.
(Dan Gleebitz, Tue 18 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)