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# i think ive seen this before on the homepage of b3ta
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless
im a spamonster cool site and im a spam monster and dont like thinking up a topic
(useless3, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:01, archived)
# your forum
looks fun!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# thanks
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless
im a spamonster cool site and im a spam monster and dont like thinking up a topic
(useless3, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# oh stop being a nob
I'm bored of it now. We get your point.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# there's a point?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# hmm -
i only though of that after,
oops
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# you have special powers.
do something.
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# nah, I just can't be arsed.
it's all too dull.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# delete EVERY SINGLE POST on the board.
ever. all 2 million.
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# ok,
it might take a minute though.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# and only 2
ever made sense.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# kick him in the
admin area
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# Where is that?
I thought a kick in the arse was the custom..
(I helped save b3ta! Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Alrighty then.
Kick him wherever you like.

The trousers favourite.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# swearing?
:¬0
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I still read "dick me to read the FAQ"
scary chap, that freud.
(I helped save b3ta! Clark CliffClive Jingel KjellElg, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# He's ace in
Bill and Ted.

Dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# I'm more
of a Socrates fan myself
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# are you drunk
or just a cunt ?

i ask purely for information.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:02, archived)
# did someone turn the filter off
when i wasn't watching?
(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:07, archived)
# no no...
check THIS out.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# so now
if i saw "how the does this work," it'll all be peachy keen?

EDIT: bloody hell, that's good. who thought that up then?
(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# i prefer this one.
www.sargant.com/b3ta/swear.php
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# my goodness. EVOLUTION!
Charles Darwin, eat your heart out.
(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:13, archived)
# c<b></b>unt
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# haha, yes
very funny.
see, you're driving creativity. aren't you proud?
(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# there's ways to get round it apparently
cranberry
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:09, archived)
# apparently
you are right. tricky sods, the b3ta boarders...
(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# Sod off!
You "cat taking to the vet" happy baby orangutan!*

*May not be actual anger
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# eh, you're just jealous
you wish you had two pussies to take to the vet.
(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# b3ta has a homepage?
when did this happen and why wasn't I informed?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:03, archived)
# wait wait,
what's this "b3ta" thing everyone's talking about? does it have anything to do with those people on the radio on fridays?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:04, archived)
# radio?
what's that?
They're not on t'wireless oop north
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# north?
when did they invent that? i remember a time when we got south and east. were were lucky if we had a west every once in a while
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# Those people doing the play on Radio 4?
I wondered about that.........

EVENING!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# Shut the
fuck up. etc.
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# nonce
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I love my friends!


Where are they?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# behind you!

*runs away*

hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# HELLO!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:06, archived)
# hello you gorgeous
hunk of very small northerness.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:08, archived)
# See you rude boys,
that's more sort of like it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Shut the...
oh I can't be arsed.

(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# very small
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Are you two going to abuse my every post this evening?


/instantly regrets post
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:14, archived)
# hmmm
that's known as inviting trouble in the door, that is.
(rednc, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Well, I am.
You knobber.

Are your folks still away? I want to borrow your broadband for an evening.
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Yeah, feel free.
Just to piss you off though the only removable media on that PC is a 3.5" floppy :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:18, archived)
# I don't give
2 shits as long as it has an ethernet port

and if it hasn't - I'll MAKE ONE
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Fair play.
Tomorrow night would be excellent. I'm a bit tied up after that.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Top beans.
I'll ring tomorrow, should I remember.
(vork and burlap, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# blimey
i had to check your ID number
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:10, archived)
# sorry -
not used to talking to straight boys.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:12, archived)
# You missed a fine evening.
Again.

Next time........
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:05, archived)
# mebbees
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Honestly.
It was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 0:15, archived)