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# I am so...embarrassed.
I just heard on the news that the secret service had to be talked out of asking everyone up to and including the Queen to wear a special ID badge while bush is visiting. Arrogant much?

Hey, guys, I have a proposal. When it's time for him to leave, how much would it cost us for you guys to kinda sorta throw a few beers down him and put him on the wrong plane? I'm sure it'll work, I saw it on an old TV comedy the other night. C'mon, what do you say?

(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:16, archived)
# i say
i'm drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# BINGO!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# Those letters...
...are even in time to the song, aren't they?!

B-I-NGO! B-I-NGO!

*goes off to the kitchen, still singing that...*
(Tsuki-chan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# nice
lurk
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# Cheers!
It was one of the few life skills I was blessed with.
(Tsuki-chan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:30, archived)
# How about
a few hundred thousand of us just go and tell him how much we disapprove of him? How would that be?

Christ, do we have to do everything in this hemisphere?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# as I said before
I don't care if he comes to Britain, stays in the states or goes to Hell
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# i actually kind of agree
i don't agree with his policies but this should be an occasion to say that rather than to just tell him to cock off as it is turning into
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# He's been told.
He doesn't care. He's said so. Blatantly. Keep that in mind when protesting. Make no mistake, you are not delivering a message, you are standing up to a bully. There's a difference.
(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:43, archived)
# I'd quite like it if he moved into a semi detached in Hull
next to Tony benn

as some sort of ITV comedy reality show "I'm a fraudulantly appointed president get me out of here"

but I wouldn't watch it
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# i want him to come to britain.
i think he's a great man who has done a lot of good for this world.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha (gasp) hahaha...but seriously...
We want him to come to Britain too. Most of us just don't want him BACK.
(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:48, archived)
# To be fair...
...some Americans have tried to protest against him, but they have to do it 30 miles away from him, behind a lead screen, upside down in a tank of water and be visible only in ultraviolet light.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# I'm aware of this.
It's a great example by the leaders of the free world. That comment of mine was more a direct response to the lead post in this thread than a criticism of grass-roots US politics.

/drunk
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# We also
have to have full body-cavity searches before and just for safety the secret service confiscates our arms and legs and all our blood.


(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:31, archived)
# Don't ask me,
I'm going to start telling people I'm Canadian.

How would that be? Why, lovely, thanks. I'll be watching (and cheering)on the latenight BBC News feed we get on our cable, since the US network news will probably only mention it in passing, or say "A handful of random English persons, probably escaped mental patients, were less than happy to see GWB this morning..."

Aigh. Must. Regain. Control. Must. Stop. Watching. News. While. Drinking. Makes. Me. Tear. Hair. Out.
(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# your embarressed?
im ashamed we even let him in the country....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# yeh,
i'll just wander up to bush and hand him some skoll.
wander as in two hundred mile treck.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:18, archived)
# I heard...
...that he asked for the whole of the UK to change our clocks to Washington time for the duration of his visit, just so he didn't get jet lagged.

The cheek of the man.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# Mind you,
I changed my personal time to Japanese time for the entire duration of the World Cup.

Mind you, that's important.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:20, archived)
# the danger is the protestations will become the main focus
rather than what is actually behind them.

Does the Illuminati need any better cover than the 'feeling' that people are protesting and they can be comforted with that, while nothing actually changes and their protesting does not change anything?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# I counter this tactic,
by cunningly using CND's free transport to go to the pub with some b3tans in London, and just droning on with 100% of Gibbon about how terrible the world is.

That's *our* protest.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)
# I dare you...
...to get back on the bus home with a McDonald's take away.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:26, archived)
# If I do that,
plus pick up a "I love GWB" T-shirt?

that's got to be worth a pint?

Oh, and a Uncle Sam hat.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# It's a deal...
...if you also wear a Nike tracksuit and shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:39, archived)
# god help them if they run low on fuel
and only see an Esso station
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# I can see this turning into a good short film
'set against the backdrop of anti-bush protests, two men get to grips with the world's problems, aided by a bit of alcohol and a packet of crisps.'
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:27, archived)
# You can keep your capatalist crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# Do it!
Have someone follow you with a video camera, it's brilliant. You could win prizes 'n' stuff with that one. If you survive, I guess.
(RedQueen, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:46, archived)
# you owe me 3 billion years backrent
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# No I don't...
...you just changed your username for a joke.

My title is official.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:22, archived)
# you have no idea how wrong you are
even chaostime recognises my sovrenty(sp)
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:24, archived)
# eh eh eh
whats all this?

listen, squabble if you want but dont bring me into it
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:33, archived)
# Red Queen, Red Queen, this is Blue Bishop, do you copy?
Lemon Jelly, i repeat, Lemon Jelly is incoming.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:19, archived)
# i'm currently listening
to Nice Weather for Ducks.
it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:21, archived)
# me too
but as part of a Set they did on the Radio 1 Breezeblock last August which also included many many other great songs.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:23, archived)
# all the ducks are swimming in the water
tralalalla tra la la la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 1:25, archived)