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# i am not a loon
Many mock my words. But I have been chosen and I am the messenger for God.


BRIGHTON is a city of sodomisers and homosexuals. I am to convert to peace and christianity - I have been preachin on this very good site which is used by simmers. Join me in the fight for God.

www.brightonlife.com/forums/index.php
(Bruce Price, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Ah yes, the old Christian motto 'love thy neighbour'
Unless of course, they happen to like bum sex.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I love Brighton
best Ann Summers shop in the UK there...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Sorry,
is that supposed to be SINNERS or SLIMMERS?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Shush.....
Hush now, you're embarrassing yourself.

And you've hauled me out of a good lurk, which vexes me.

(Slipperduke, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# your lurking
is nowhere near as impressive as the god-bod himselfs'!!!

hello, though...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# True,
but it did take me a couple of months before I signed up. Still nowhere near Bruce though.....Which, in retrospect, is probably a good thing for all concerned.
(Slipperduke, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Praise
the lordey!!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# You are God's messenger?
Will you tell him I'm still waiting for that sports car he promised me when I was six?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# No he's gods MSN Messenger
so his religious icons are very annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# you bloody are!

(is thinking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Brighton is really cool....
Yes there are loads of gays there and I have no problem with them whatsoever. I might not have the same lifestyle but I can toletrate differences....

Whadaya want Bruce? Us to rise up against them?

Maybe we should wear little swastikas on our arms too.... hang on hasn't that been done before???
(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I am the devil
I am sending beelzebub to tempt you in the form of a chocolate biscuit. As soon as you eat that chocolate biscuit you will be mine!!!!
I shall not reveal the form of this biscuit, only that it will not be a bourbon.
And for goodness sake, stop making me look good by spelling so badly. You God types, trying to impress a people and don't even bother to educate yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)