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# The second comming of the Lord
Jesus is to visit the earth soon. He is our lord and makers messenger and i am spreading the word using the internet - god has taught me computers to help with this. I am the messenger for all peace. We will all unite under one lord, jewbos, muslims, black magic simpletons will bow to the christian power. the lord christ will be brought to us in the person of a great politician (he will not be black or a woman, having known this we must look for an emerging world statesman identified by cuts in his hands, feet and chest. . . . We must greet him with bowed heads and hidden cocks. the world is free with the savior. he will cast s#@& to the fire, hippes will drown in their drug induced vomit and piss .
You may mock me but I am the light which will lead to the second comming of the Lord on this Earth. The Lord is great and good and we must behold him and bow down hiding our penis from his eyes. Come together and worship - rid the world of the evils we have created, scurge the rats from our lives and live in awe and honour. BEHOLD THE COMMING OF THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY IS NEAR

mod edit: they're more image challenges, than texty rant type thing, so I've taken it out for you. hope that helps :)
(Bruce Price, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:38, archived)
# Why's he got it in for hippies?
Oh, actually, yeah, I see it now.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# Just wanted to get this in near the top of the pile
(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:59, archived)
# hahahaha
good call!
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:00, archived)
# Amen
I however think this has a more down to earth explanation.
That buttmunch baaa has a 'let's piss off b3ta' page and I suspect that this is one such arsehole. I suggest if there was ever a cause for banning a user/site permanently, this is it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# GET OFF JESUS!
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# i accuse you of "sexing up" jesus
do you plead guilty?
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# it's the long flowing gown and hair
it just does it for him...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# you sexed him up the bum?
eurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# I preach here too. They are converting from sin.
www.brightonlife.com/forums/index.php
(Bruce Price, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# again i say:
up yer arse!!!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# No, you're not preaching.
You're posting inflamatory nonsense.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# you're a bloody idiot
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Are you
worried about your own sexuality?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# If God is so clever
would he send a looney to be his messenger? I think not. I denounce you as a false prophet.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# if god's so clever,
how come he's dead?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Come to think of it
if he was that clever you'd think he would have left just a little bit of evidence lying around.

what's that? Peyote? ah, I see.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# you're fucking
retarded.

morning everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# morning Mr of Gibbon
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# morning!
i've got a very fake illness, and am very much enjoying my free day off, thank you very much. i may stretch it out for the rest of the week - just to make it look realistic, y'know. how's pootle?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I've got a sore throat, and am regretting not taking the day off
but that apart I'm not too bad.
I agree that sickies are made more authentic by doing 3 days, I haven't had a nice 3 day illness in ages.
*Cough* *sniffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# it's always better
when 3 day illnesses don't involve being ill in any way.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# alwight!
how goes?
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# morning!
marvellous, ta vey much. this afternoon, i am going to photoshop a kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# thats good to hear : )
on all counts
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:04, archived)
# just to be
original, like. then i may do something hilarious to george w bush. he might be standing next to a kitten, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:05, archived)
# really?
I tend to do all my converting from FAT32 to NTFS and Word Perfect To Word XP etc
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:57, archived)
# ô.o
(I helped save b3ta! tolin its me, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# hehehe
you said coming (but you spelt it wrong)
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# shit
I've left the iron on.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# all the better
to brand the loony with
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# too many words
stop this nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# Consider yourself mocked
(I helped save b3ta! groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# bumlove is the only way to heaven
(time travelling chicken, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# or hell
if you watch South PArk and, like me, thought the bedroom scenes with Saddam and the Devil were kind-a-cute...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# 112 days
And that's the best you could do, c'mon man put some effort into it. Even as spam that's weak
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# he's done it a couple of times before
as well
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# I remember
it's identical too, complete with spelling mistakes
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# also
i don't get why he put a # in s@&. it just doesn't make any sense at all.
i wonder if this will drop b3ta's evil rating
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# The trouble is...
...it's the same biggoted shit every time.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# it's just pointless twittering
as long as he doesn't do it every 10 minutes we might as well let him be
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?


[edit] Top Lurking!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# I think he's one of those madman
who thinks that there is some all seeing power looking out for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# has he spoken to god?

i think not, he has neither the aural capicity nor the crainial power to withstand hearing the voice of god.

should he exist.

or want to speak to brucey boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# I was going to say something fluffy
but having actually read that shit, all I can say is f.uck off.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:39, archived)
# why not just say
watermelon?

hehehe, or fück
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I told you..
...I'm here already!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# god died ages ago
get over it
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# "You may mock me"
Tw@tflap
(Puerile Digital Arts Community - Make sigs bold and link coloured! Now!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# Hidden cocks?
Not only is he sexist or racist, he's chickenist too!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:40, archived)
# outrageous
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# That am funny
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:48, archived)
# Shall I cancel
my holiday in the Caribean then?
(Doctor Evil, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# Rid the world of elvis?
What, again?
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:41, archived)
# I read it as elvis
also

he is a c.ranberry

/self filter
(Barry Bethal, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Scuse me while I have a
wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank, wank.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# oh well.
*puts away cock*
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# Hmmm... Why would a jealous, all-powerful diety...
...allow humans to decide how to worship Him? I mean, that sort of negates his power, doesn't it?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# THE LORD IS REAL
People of this forum, many of you are arrogant mockers but I do perceive goodness comming through. I know I am steadily converting you to the path of good. Time will tell but we will see soon. Let us not march with the unwashed jobless hippies, they do nothing and only serve themselves. they are hippycrites as they eat in McDonalds which is the food of the unbeliever.

UNITE, WELCOME GOD ON EARTH. DIMINISH PROSTITUTES...
(Bruce Price, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# up yer arse
...


edit/ although you could have a point about macdonalds.



2nd edit/ and what is wroing with prostitution - surely the provision of this service has stopped many sacred marriage from ending in divorce?
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# *waves nob in Bruce's face*
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:45, archived)
# dimminish prostitutes.......eh?
.
(Charlie big bananas, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Well you make a fair
point, if it wasn't for the Invisible Pink Unicorn in my garage I might believe you.
(I helped save b3ta! jsut peopel, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# your spelling is crasy,
but you're off message.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# you seriously are in the wrong place
and you are failing to be entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# No you are not.
I used to believe in God, but I grew up and started taking reponsibility for my own actions.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# Hippies?
Do you source all of this crap from some 35 year old pamphlet? Hippies died out decades ago. Oh, by the way, you mentioned 'jewbos' as an abusive term just after telling us that Jesus (King of the jews)was God's Ferrerro Roche rep on earth.
(DogPoleDumbHorse, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# he was jewish
but king of the jews? he's not recognised in judaism... feel free to correct me!
(Anger...Pain...Fear...Aggression...Watercolours?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# hmmmm
I do hope that it isnt true that "YOU'll NEVER LEAVE!!!" in this scenario...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:42, archived)
# god taught him computers?
European driving license, or more informal nightclasses?
(speckled light malt vinegar, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# first loon of the day
love it!
(is thinking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:43, archived)
# i am not a loon
Many mock my words. But I have been chosen and I am the messenger for God.


BRIGHTON is a city of sodomisers and homosexuals. I am to convert to peace and christianity - I have been preachin on this very good site which is used by simmers. Join me in the fight for God.

www.brightonlife.com/forums/index.php
(Bruce Price, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# Ah yes, the old Christian motto 'love thy neighbour'
Unless of course, they happen to like bum sex.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# I love Brighton
best Ann Summers shop in the UK there...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# Sorry,
is that supposed to be SINNERS or SLIMMERS?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:49, archived)
# Shush.....
Hush now, you're embarrassing yourself.

And you've hauled me out of a good lurk, which vexes me.

(Slipperduke, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:50, archived)
# your lurking
is nowhere near as impressive as the god-bod himselfs'!!!

hello, though...
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:52, archived)
# True,
but it did take me a couple of months before I signed up. Still nowhere near Bruce though.....Which, in retrospect, is probably a good thing for all concerned.
(Slipperduke, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Praise
the lordey!!
(Tabilda Been away a LONG time *grovels*, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:02, archived)
# You are God's messenger?
Will you tell him I'm still waiting for that sports car he promised me when I was six?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:51, archived)
# No he's gods MSN Messenger
so his religious icons are very annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# you bloody are!

(is thinking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Brighton is really cool....
Yes there are loads of gays there and I have no problem with them whatsoever. I might not have the same lifestyle but I can toletrate differences....

Whadaya want Bruce? Us to rise up against them?

Maybe we should wear little swastikas on our arms too.... hang on hasn't that been done before???
(garfi3ld, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I am the devil
I am sending beelzebub to tempt you in the form of a chocolate biscuit. As soon as you eat that chocolate biscuit you will be mine!!!!
I shall not reveal the form of this biscuit, only that it will not be a bourbon.
And for goodness sake, stop making me look good by spelling so badly. You God types, trying to impress a people and don't even bother to educate yourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Skip to the end...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:44, archived)
# Ha ha
you're silly cult amuses me greatly
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# How would he smoke it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# in a bong
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:46, archived)
# In a mysterious way...
(I helped save b3ta! JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:47, archived)
# dunno, ask bruce....
utter loon
(is thinking, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 11:58, archived)
# !
"he will cast s#@& to the fire"
and a good thing too!, those goddamn lazy good for nothing no alphanumeric characters
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 12:01, archived)