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# If it has a smoking kills sticker on it - everyone will smoke them

(Tvit, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# Blimey
I've made a terrible mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:13, archived)
# erm.....
.... pass
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# you sound like my wife...
on our honeymoon.

edit: well played

edit edit: mr berlin, thanks. (really)
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Chalk ... Contains Less Tar
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# yeah
I'll bet I do.

[edit]Mr virus, you are a gentleman.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:21, archived)
# Beautiful edit
Well played

Have a cornflake
(I helped save b3ta! Bloody Student, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# cheers!
*carefully adds drop of milk to cornflake, and enjoys*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:23, archived)
# hahaha
excellent play
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:24, archived)
# Can you resize that please!
/edit - see, much better now!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# arf, the sarcasm is strong with this one.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# Yes.
And now I am going to buy lots of cheap alcohol, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:15, archived)
# Cheap alcohol is the best
because you don't feel like you've wasted a lot of money when you puke it back up.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# and tastes the same
second time around
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# hehehe
i think it'd be funnier to use a cigarette as chalk though ;)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:14, archived)
# So the doctor turned to the patient and said...
"If this is my thermometer, where did I leave my pen?"
(b3rl1n, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:18, archived)
# I know someone who
went to the doctor and was told he had orange fever (a cross between yellow fever and scarlet fever possibly).

The doctor told him that the only way to test was to stick his thumb up my friends chocolate starfish.

So he let him.

And then told us.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Peet, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)
# Bet you could make a bomb selling them
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:16, archived)
# No you're thinking of semtex
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:17, archived)
# No, because
you would have sold it then.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:22, archived)