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# um
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:54, archived)
#
he is my school friend
(STINK_BOMB, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Special school?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# do you play with each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# Well
that explains it then


Err...
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:55, archived)
# You friends with baa
as well?

It would explain a lot.

And it's a school night,

SO DO YOUR FUCKING HOMEWORK YOU LITTLE PRICKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:58, archived)
# Piss off
Piss off
(Sch00sh, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:59, archived)
# You do realise
that you are simply proving that you are that young, that immature, and that you probably haven't done your homework.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:07, archived)
# did the kids beat you too hard today?
and where are your bleedin magnets

www-users.york.ac.uk/~socs366/gallery/big/CIMG0669.JPG
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:00, archived)
# MY magnets arrived yesterday! They're great!
And nope, today has gone great! I brought year 8 into line through careful applications of threatened detentions, moving people and warnings, there was total silence in the parts of the lesson where it was required, and it was smashing. Had the added bonua of catching a truanter later on in the day and frogmarching him to the reception for his punishment.

Stalin is my rolemodel... ^_^

EDIT: Pluke, one of the better ideas for lectures is to take most of your group to the local student bar, buy your pints, drink, repeat until your next lecture, and take one with you under your coat. The sight of a lecturer staring at a row of people suddenly removing pint glasses of various bevvys simultaneously half way through a lesson is rather amusing... ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:05, archived)
# heh heh
quality
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:21, archived)
# Aren't you a teacher?
Wouldn't it be funny if it turned out you were their teacher.
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:03, archived)
# The kids I teach are a bit thick,
but they're not that thick.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:06, archived)
# this
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/3285577.stm

"The maximum sentence for child abuse in California is eight years. "
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 20:57, archived)