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# Literally minutes of fun on this site...
Church Sign Generator such as:



(Scary, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:32, archived)
# Fun
but glasscock I'm afraid!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:34, archived)
# Glasscock?
Whassat?
(Scary, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# It's...
Glass Cock :
Noun
1 A name given to an image or link that has not been created by a b3tan but has been posted repeatedly : "*warning * warning* Glass Cock!" or "That looks like a Glass Cock to me"
2 Originally from a picture of a female golfer winning a trophy and kissing it, taken from an angle that made it appear she was kissing the eponymous article. : You must have seen that glass cock, right? it''s been round the world on email thousands of times…
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# I know the one
sorry for lack of originality
(Scary, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# yay
two people asked that in one night! (so far) i don't feel as stupid anymore
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# hehe
it's pretty common.

no need to feel stupid unless you are..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# i wander if you can buy prosthetic glass cocks
say if you become a unic (spelling?) and change your mind

edit: i also wonder if my ability to spell will come back, temporarily dislexic
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Your all
eunuchs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# We know.
TJ:

For some reason, I have been given an extra pizza free. Since I can only eat half of one of these buggers anyway, and was planning on having the rest of one for breakfast and tea tomorrow, do you think the other will last in the fridge in a state fit for human consumption until friday-sunday?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:35, archived)
# Yeah
pick off the anchovies though coz it'll make your fridge stink.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:36, archived)
# A 'tis but
a pepperoni, mushroom and onion creation. ^_^
It came with some rather nice pepperonichons (sic?) I hadn't tried before. V. nice though.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# Yeah
maybe cover it with clingfilm or something
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# fridge?
you posh bastard
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)
# Fridge is such a strong word for it
I hae no freezer, just the ice making compartment in my dinky fridge, so no lovely, lovely ice cream for me for the past 3 months :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:39, archived)
# i've eaten 7 day old pizza before
it lasts ages
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:38, archived)
# That it does!
/student
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:40, archived)
# i like
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 19 Nov 2003, 21:37, archived)