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# i think my digital camera is watermelloned
This is supposed to be inside my flat. Anyone know the web address for fortean times so i can post it as a UFO image?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:22, archived)
# That's no UFO
It's clearly a ghost.
(Indole Ring, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# you really shouldn't keep it in
large fruits
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# how was the soccer then?
I saw the beginning in the pub when I met j3ffna, but nowt after.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Scotland lost 6(six)-0
and Wales lost 1-0
So all a bit rubbish really.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# still -
that must have been a hoot to watch - especially in the company of a bunch of scots.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# i used my "special" powers and guessed
www.forteantimes.com/

lo and behold...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Not to be confused with
"Fourteen Times", the trade mag for discerning paedophiles everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Someone should tell sick_boy to make a mag cover of that, he's
into that sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# i've sent it in
to their picture researcher with one of those stories about running a ghost webcam in a local town hall thats supposed to be haunted and this was spotted on it. I'll keep you posted if they take the bait.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# bait
shouldn't be hard - it's the fortean times..
(JEZZMUND_TUTU, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# i reckon you got visited by jesus
in the form of a glowing condom
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# That cant have been Jesus
he's been round my place all day smashing holes in the walls with a sledgehammer. He just wont listen to reason.
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# shouldn't of pissed through his letter box then
you knew he was a grumpy git
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# I think it is a fine representation
of the inside of your flat.
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# This is one of the reasons why you shouldn't
set fire to your pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# mmmm
lemon jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# all the ducks are swimming in the water
faldidaldidada
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Wait !
It's the Virgin Mary !!



Quick . . call the Catholics
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# woo
very good
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
# call the exorcist!


someone help me. I cant stop 'shopping the quo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# UFO
reminds me of when i put my hamster in the microwave lol
JEZZMUND
(JEZZMUND_TUTU, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# UFO
I guess i shouldn't have wrapped it in tin foil though..
(JEZZMUND_TUTU, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)