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# Ahmed wasn't the smartest tool in the Al-Quada toolbox
'Ahmed! Go forth and wage terror on Turkey!'

(I helped save b3ta! COCKLES, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:23, archived)
# turkey's
are dry and not very tasty, unlike your lovely pic.
(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:26, archived)
# only if cooked
badly
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:27, archived)
# im cooking
a monster turkey this crimbo, it always turns dry...boo hoo
(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:29, archived)
# why not try boiling it?

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# i would
need a bloomin cauldren to boil this bugger, i think the wife has one stashed somewhere....
(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:38, archived)
# baste LOTS
and I'm sure there are other things to help too
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Cranberry sauce
and gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
Want roast now
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
#
www.rickrodgers.com/recipes/turkey.html
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# thank you
very very much.
you are all to nice,
that bible bashing wankblanket isnt about today i hope
(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# mmm... turkey
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:41, archived)
# Bad timing?
Or indeed good timing? I just heard the news, and somehow, I just can't get myself to laugh about that right this moment.
/fluffyness
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:30, archived)
# what has happened?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:32, archived)
# They just bombed the British consulate in Istanbul.
And the HSBC in Istanbul. And a shopping centre.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:33, archived)
# they should change their name back
to Constantinople. That'll at least confuse them for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:35, archived)
# Constantinople is a very long word
if you can't spell it
you're a dunce.

*FACT* (/scarred for life by children's riddle)
(Bob Hopelessness, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:16, archived)
# _fuck
I remember the kid in the row behind me at Saturday morning cinema asking me that in ooh err 1965, scarred me too
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 11:32, archived)
# not constantinople?
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# blimey.
that's what you get for watching channel 4 all morning.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:37, archived)
# yes, but think of the benefits
Zoorraaaaa...


/angelic music
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:39, archived)
# this
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3222608.stm
(I helped save b3ta! cow23, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:34, archived)
# harsh
very harsh
(fuztownsend, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 10:36, archived)