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Can't you just stop wasting threads
now
?

I hacked my college network and edited the netlogon script to say '3y3 0wn j00' on all the machines in big ASCII letters once.

Well. About five years ago, when I was at college.
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I put a sound file of the Sweeney theme tune
in the startup items on every Mac at the newspaper I used to work at. When everyone came in in the morning.....oh the hilarity
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# i shat
on everyones desk once.

took me ages.

the police had to damn well wait til i was finished.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I worship you
Still laughing at that one. We used to change people's scrolling screensaver text, over the network, to specifically compliment them on their dress sense. Freaked some of them out.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# hmm.
i used to replace everyones desktop wallpaper with an image of their desktop. and then remove all their icons.

so they would click repeatedly at things that were no longer actually there.
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# that is a
great prank
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# I agree
Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Hee hee
I like that one.

Wish, my computer would play the Sweeney on startup...

What paper by the way? And are you still in the trade?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I couldn't possibly tell you
and no. I no longer work for a newspaper. I wish I did though, I miss the atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Our computing class changed all the error messages on the Imac's
To say things like "Oh you've really fucked it up now. Your gonna get expelled!" We got a huge bollocking off the rector for that 'cause we apparently made a first year cry and his parents complained.

I'm a mature college student now so I don't do things like that anymore. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Gordon., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)