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# and i ve done it - without getting caught
to answer everyones queries
1. im a student so i can what i want
2. librarians are boring - so making their lives misery is fun
3. ill stop threadwasting when i get back home with pictures and stuff
4. i logged into the staff account which is used for the transfer of docuements for students - so i couldnt get caught
5. I didn't run in the end - i just pretended i didnt know what was going on
(Tvit, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:22, archived)
# well done!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# too shy shy
hush hush
eye to eye
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# no shit
but I work with a guy called Tushar Shah.
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# hah hah hah
*thud*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Congrats!
You've worked out how to Post A New Message!
Heaven knows, you'll be Replying soon ...

Pass the fluffy
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# So, what you're saying is...
...you're a twunt that thinks it's okay to mess with "boring" people.

Student - more like a primary school inmate.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
#
traffic cones......

shopping trolley races......

Snakebite and black......

Screwing up someones day for a laugh.....
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# It'd be such a shame if...
...the "someone" simply lost it and replied in such a manner as to occasion a visit to A&E, wouldn't it?
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
# That would
be gratifying.

I don't understand the 'fucking up someone elses day for laugh' idea, and also just sitting there like a spag pretending it wasn't them. Is it because they want a sense of power,
or is it because they have...

a) a small penis with spots on it - if a boy
b) a stinkly vag and small tits -if a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# stinkly
what a lovely word (and image)
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Like
smelly and wrinkly all in one word.
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I'll
choose answer C:

c) a small penis with spots on it - if a girl.
(radja, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Um
done what?

threadwasted?
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# Admitted to breaking...
...part 1 of the Misuse of Computers Act 1990.

£5000 and 6 months maximum if I remember correctly.
(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# hahaha
*Opens Wallet*
FBI, I arrest you on suspicion of being cranberry flavoured.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
#
(smoglane!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# You
would not believe how much I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I
love that. I'm nicking it!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# I'm
still laughing at that now...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
yay
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# still
fuckin love that
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# hooray!
that works really well!
(I helped save b3ta! spatuluk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# It
Lots Love
(I helped save b3ta! Toma_o, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:27, archived)
# best. thing. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# How dare you
I'm a librarian, and I can assure you it is a rock and roll lifestyle I lead, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I wonder if you could help me
I'm looking for a book about fly fishing.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Have you tried the yellowpages?
Perchance?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:59, archived)
# *yawn*
Funny pictures would be better.

www.b3ta.com/board/2355818
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# REO Speedwagon?
You have my sympathies. Does anyone actually listen to them any more?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# My next door neighbours apparently.
I don't know what they played next, but when I left the bathroom it was Bucks Fizz at full blast...

Still, it beats Ricky Martin and the time someone there played a really bad keyboard version of Take My Breath Away about 4/5 times on the trot...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# I'd recommend moving the moment
they start on the Celine Dion or Whitney Houston - if not before.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Oh
if only you'd told me that a couple of months ago...

Actually, they're selling their house - woo!
The grumpy bastards never say hello if I see them.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Yay! Now all you need to do is
vet the prospective buyers re their musical tastes and you're all set.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:48, archived)
# I like librarians
leave 'em alone!
(Astatine, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Ook?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Eek?
(I helped save b3ta! L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Don't say the M word ...
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# slight mindpiss below.
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I have some replies for you
1) No, it just makes you more of a cnut
2) I hope the librarian firebombs your house, because it's "fun"
3) you'll stop it now
4) u h4xx0r, u
5) they always know you don't have a clue what's going on

anything I've missed?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# i think
that about sums it up nice and clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# What has been going
on here while I've been away? who's invited all the zeppelin on board?

whats with 'zeppelin'? i want to call him a T.W.A.T

Oh and Whats Your IP address? I want to play with your network... hehehe
(Mr M@ Probably not that difficult!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Tis a veritable airshow
indeed.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:28, archived)
#
Can't you just stop wasting threads
now
?

I hacked my college network and edited the netlogon script to say "3y3 0wn j00" on all the machines in big ASCII letters once.

Well. About five years ago, when I was at college.
(I helped save b3ta! jola, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:26, archived)
# I put a sound file of the Sweeney theme tune
in the startup items on every Mac at the newspaper I used to work at. When everyone came in in the morning.....oh the hilarity
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# i shat
on everyones desk once.

took me ages.

the police had to damn well wait til i was finished.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I worship you
Still laughing at that one. We used to change people's scrolling screensaver text, over the network, to specifically compliment them on their dress sense. Freaked some of them out.
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# hmm.
i used to replace everyones desktop wallpaper with an image of their desktop. and then remove all their icons.

so they would click repeatedly at things that were no longer actually there.
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# that is a
great prank
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:47, archived)
# I agree
Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Hee hee
I like that one.

Wish, my computer would play the Sweeney on startup...

What paper by the way? And are you still in the trade?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:38, archived)
# I couldn't possibly tell you
and no. I no longer work for a newspaper. I wish I did though, I miss the atmosphere
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Our computing class changed all the error messages on the Imac's
To say things like "Oh you've really fucked it up now. Your gonna get expelled!" We got a huge bollocking off the rector for that 'cause we apparently made a first year cry and his parents complained.

I'm a mature college student now so I don't do things like that anymore. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Gordon., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:45, archived)
# ook?
(yakmonkey, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)