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# 'She's very good, isn't she?'
'Oh yes, both sisters are. Really something special.'

'Do you think they take steroids? I mean, they're so ... big.'

'No, I don't. I think they must have some special talent that makes them stand out from all the other players.'


(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
# they were brought up
on a diet of romanian orphans pineal glands
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Spicy ones?
Mmmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# in a pitta bread
with satay sauce
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# First thing I saw
was the word Wank
(I helped save b3ta! Coctail, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# You know I just noticed that
too. Completely unintentional.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# One of my journeys
i have to make at work takes me past a Coral betting shop. Only one letter is partially obscured from where I see it. Guess which.
(I helped save b3ta! Coctail, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# It would have to see the 'R'
Have you seen all the permutations of 'Coal' on a T9 dictionary?

(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_(_ =o.o=, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# i..um....err...
how odd
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# How does she make babies?
(I helped save b3ta! UncleLewy, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# she pops them out
left right & centre

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# I imagine
she can actually make twice as many as anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# I bloody knew it!
Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# That is very well executed
but why's she got a shoe on her knob?
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:42, archived)
# because
otherwise it'd get friction burns
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# If yours reached the ground,
you would too.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:43, archived)
# I would want
a titanium skid plate like the ones they use on racing cars. Think of the sparks
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# Kerbs would pose problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# No I don't
I just run it down my trouser leg and loop it back up from my knee
(I helped save b3ta! High Lord Phanty, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# they should be so lucky
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
That's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)