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# erm
who are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:23, archived)
# not the fucking moon lord,
that's for sure.

WHO AM I?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:24, archived)
# I'm the fucking Moon Lord!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# no, I am!!

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# *cough*
www.b3ta.com/board/2348825
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:31, archived)
# bless
you
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# thats got nothing to do with you
it was National HP Sauce day on the moon, your name is similar, thats all
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Just smile and wave.
Don't encourage her.

Can I just say that Michael Jackson can't be a paediatrician, because he did that song about Ben. Is that the work of filth?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Gentle Ben?
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# good afternoon Dawn
hows Cuntz?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:29, archived)
# is that really appropriate pre-watershed
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Pootle used to be an ex-lover of mine.
You don't even know what he's talking about, do you?

Cuntz is my flagship beauty shop.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:33, archived)
# i was
only joking!

edit: feeling persecuted in general
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Humph!
Do you need a makeover?
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Business is BOOMING, Pootle.
I have no time to mix with my clients anymore, as I am touring with my rapper fiancee, Derek, who is now known as "Fifty Pence".

I do the wigs and the outfits.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# that is super news
don't forget us little people when you and Derek are blinging rich and famous
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:34, archived)
# I'll try, Pootle.
I want to go on a pilgrimage to Neverland Ranch.

I want to go in the "Safe Room", just off MJ's bedroom.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:39, archived)
# but it's OK you just lay safe in a bed next to him
it's not like you have to do anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:41, archived)
# I don't mind.
Apparently Jordy gave a hideously detailed account of his bifter in the statement.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:43, archived)
# it's on smokinggun.com
(I helped save b3ta! Jay, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Surely it's Kuntz ...
Or is she on about her tumpsy again?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Piss orf, FLOTSAM!
Besides, I bet you are wanking when I go on about my tumpsy.

Everyone else does.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 13:35, archived)