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# ?
what does this mean?
(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:35, archived)
# it's a coded message to rob
that informs him that his cover is blown, and MI5 are heading for his house, so he should shred the documents and scarper to the airport.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Darn!
Spotted.
(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# The codeword is
'Pussywillow'
(I helped save b3ta! Dogtanian, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:37, archived)
# *wonderful happy thought about alyson hannigan*
...mmmmm... pussywillow....
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# mmm... catkin...
*cough*
what?
(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# =O
catkin is a word i haven't had occasion to say in years, so i'm going to say it right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Did you enjoy it?
Last time I said it I had to try and explain what it was to my Finnish friend. Doh.
(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# catkin!
yes, very therapeutic it was. it also made me laugh to be said as a non-sequitor... argh, explaining little things like that is annoying... i recently had to explain the term "minger" to my friend's japanese girlfriend x.x

EDIT: i should state that she isn't a minger, but i believe the conversation was about jade goody. i've also had to explain the euphemism "badly packed kebab" to her as well x.x
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# Pwoar!
Williow pussy...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# ahh, my poem about alyson
willow, willow,
I'd like to see you
bite my pillow
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Cor.
Who wouldn't!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# That is just super
I think we should have a b3ta poetry thread
(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# It's a question mark
you've used it surprisingly well seen as you dont know what it means
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# Arf.
Nice one!

I did some time observing teaching in a primary school and apparently question makrs and exclamation marks are 'posh fullstops'.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# Hehehe
that made me laugh lots, for some unknown reason
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# Watch "The Matrix".
if you keep going on like this you'll get nowhere here.
New person. Please read our FAQ.
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:36, archived)
# i have
most of it is pointless for me
(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# i give up
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:38, archived)
# is it because
you have no eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:39, archived)
# i have eyes
just that i am very tierd right now
(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# And stupid.
Don't forget stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# "tierd" enough not to spell correctly?
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:41, archived)
# Your like a stress toy, relieving all my anger and agression
YOU FUCKING MORON, HOW THE HELL DID YOUR PARENTS MANAGE TO WORK OUT HOW TO BREED? WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD AS A BABY OR DOES THIS RETARDEDNESS COME NATURALLY?

And... relax
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:40, archived)
# it come
NATURALLY to me
(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:42, archived)
# you really
are pathetically clueless.
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# In fact:
19 days, 20 hours and 5 minutes of pathetic cluelessness.

And 138 messages worth of idiocy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# woah lethe
calm down mate
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I don't like him.
If he's stupid, then he should get a clue eventually. If he's a troll, then the gloves are off.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:56, archived)
# fair enough
(pluke in a giant mechanical pickle, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# Seems so
Are you 'special'?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:44, archived)
# to meany people
(do u h8 me?)
(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:45, archived)
# You are only just
realising that?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:46, archived)
# yer yes
should i slow down posting messages?
(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# You should stop being
so dense and get a clue. Correct usage of English would be a bonus, but the main thing we have against you is that you DON'T LISTEN! We have tried repeatedly to help you, and it is insulting when you don't listen to our advice, especially when you join our community.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:53, archived)
# look
in front of you is a proper keyboard, and there is no 127 character limit to messages.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# i have a hard time believing you could really be so dense
i suspect you to be a sock-puppet
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:47, archived)
# hey hey
don't knock sock puppets. I've got a blue and red stripey sock puppet that's won Mastermind twice*.

*may contain traces of *LIE*
(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:50, archived)
# what was the specialist subject chosen?
(I helped save b3ta! Dano, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:51, archived)
# toe jam
It was Chinese literature the second time though.
(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# well
i am very sorry that i am geting you steamed up

ill try and do better
how can i improve?
(STINK_BOMB, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:52, archived)
# Click this link.
Read the text. Learn the text. Will yourself to become one with the spirit of the message. Believe in your zen, find your centre, and release your inner hummus.

Words to live by
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Well done sah.
I'll give you a Fluffiness scout badge for that.
(sorry I don't know if you're a sah or a marm)
(pinky shminky, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:58, archived)
# Hmm, I don't deserve one
After the rest of this thread.
But thank you for the thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 15:59, archived)