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# Not the shitty flatmate but the shitty ex-boyfriend
i had a really hot, cool, neat boyfriend who I loved very much. But then I noticed he was a complete happy baby orangutan. Various reasons include: he moved into my flat without asking, never paid a penny towards anything but spent all my money on nights out that 'we can't afford for 2 of us to go', refused to work and complained when I did that I spent no time with him so I quit an he complained that he had no money, moved everything he owned in but wouldn't let me put anything in drawers/cupboards 'cause that meant we were gettin too serious and then moaned that I wasn't tidy when I didn't make the bed one morning 'cause I was up at 6 making his christing breakfast. HE WAS STILL IN IT!!!! Well, I'm glad that's off my chest. Anyone else have someone lovely but just impossible to live with?
(carpediem, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:06, archived)
# Your boyfriend was an orangutan?
Freak!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:07, archived)
# happy though
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:08, archived)
# but very young
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the OTHER greebo warrior, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# One of the reasons she found he was a happy baby orangutan
that she didn't mention, was his banana smelling fingers and the way he liked to swing from a car tyre on a rope.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
# and a paedophile to boot!
whilst I'm about it
www.thinkofthechildren.co.uk/
I don't think anyone can visit this website too many times.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# oooooooooooh, satire!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# hahahaha!
and....relax.....

hahahahah!hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:12, archived)
# tef's my new tennant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# ha ha ha haa ha!
really?! ha ha! ha!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:10, archived)
# Unfortunately...
...the flatmate stories were for yesterday's radio show.

If you want to add yours to the archive for posterity, you need to reply to the thread that is linked to from the front page - putting your message here means it's just going to get lost in the archives.

I have no idea why I am telling you this though, as I am willing to bet you will never read any of the replies to your thread.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mystery_Bob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:09, archived)
# what's with
the new name, Fucktard?
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)
# Just a spot of...
...self deprecation because I have been a complete fool.

I also just fancied a change.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Mystery_Bob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 20:11, archived)