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# chips anyone?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# casino or potato?
french american or english?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# You get what you're given,
fussy cunt.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Mmmmm
fussy cranberry

not had a bit of fussy cranberry for yonks

[edit] oh arse how long has this thing been censord ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# it hasn't been censored,
you have fruit tourettes
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# that will explain
the twinge in my plums then
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# that made me laugh
all the way to Pluto
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# i prefer droopy
myself
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# That's what it says
on the walls of the Gents in Peterborough services...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# faq
b3ta.com/features/faq/#swear
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# damm you meddling
gingers ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# we don't all meddle
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# f<b></b>uck
twat
cunt

wow!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# doesn't work
so well in the subject line though
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# ooh
an updated fuckquoo?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# that is a fantastic faq question
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# it made me and dave giggle putting it in
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# So
the filter is staying then?
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I dunno
Cal was meant to be deleting it, then his computer broke. And now? Dunno. I find it amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# I emailed his ibook
i'm just that pathetic.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# past couple of weeks
watermelon
cranberry
zeppelin
happy baby orangutan
New person. Please read our FAQ.

the above are all censored versions of frequently used terms on b3ta...have the origionals been added to the dictionary?
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# new ? moi ?
nope

just not been on here a while tis all
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# no
silly chicken =
New person. Please read our FAQ

try it...i'm not lying.
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# I fear for the day
when these new 'sanitised' versions become just as rude. b3ta will be like another language, everyone spounting utter, utter shit.
believe it or not...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# I called my mate a cranberry
the other day. He just looked at me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# I read that as 'spunting',
so maybe it's already happened!

Good evening everyone- what's all this I see about the trolling and the hacking and the having of eachother's mums?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Just another normal
Saturday evening.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# i've never figured out what hbo replaces... please tell
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
#
wanker
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
#
wank­er.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
#
wanker
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# fine
but these better be deep fried! i can't be having any oven cooked chippage
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# French American?
As in, "your majesty, the French Americans are coming, and they're not happy"?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# don't ask me
i'm just a horse!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# yes please.
salt, ketchup, no vinegar, 3 pickled eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# mustard?
i got some from the pub.
(you FUCKING *BANG* BANG*BANG* AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# mmmm....
...eyes
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# Righto.
Only albeno eyes left, will they suffice?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# as long as you don't try and pass off the pickled eggs as albino eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# No eyes for you.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)