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# Yay!
Only 8 minutes until I can eat my salmon and go to bed!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# 8 minutes?
whyso?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# don't you know?
that is The Time Of The Salmon...
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# Stop!





Salmon Time
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# that just made me laugh a lot

a bit too much actually

i think i've ruptured something
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# Charge him for
the physiotherapy!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# It has been baking for 52 minutes
of the required 60. Fucking odd time to be baking salmon, but there you go.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# it's 2:10
on a saturday. i hope you're gonna put it in a pita bread and smother it with chilli sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# it's 2:11 on a sunday :)
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# it's not sunday
until 6am
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# Liar, Liar, Pants on fire!
The b3ta clock says it's Sunday, so it is!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# the b3ta clock
uses outmoded time laws
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# You dare
to disparage the b3ta timeclock?

I challenge you to defend your honour, Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# honour
on here...has anyone got any left ?..thats like asking for compassion and for people to be decent. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# Good point.
Well maid.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# Nope.
It's wrapped in pastry, and accompanied by white wine, mushrooms, cream, and stilton.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# kin hell
sounds like it'll be really nice.

but why?

i need food.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# I meant to make it about 9, eat about 10.
Ended up popping out to split a bottle of wine with a friend, got chatting, now STARVING!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# all it needs now is
90 seconds in deep-fry
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# what if
it was frozen to start with?
90 seconds would never penetrate to the core
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# depends
how hot it was..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Oil,
usually about 190 degrees
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# could be
titanium.

at 3287 º C
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)
# and how would food
survive at such a temperature?
Your logic is flawed.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# well you take it out
early.

then the middle will be perfectly cooked. mmm titaniumy goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# it's ever so
impractical. I dare you to open a restaurant and flash fry food in molten titanium, you wouldn't have cooks you would have foundry workers.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# reminds me of titanium boy
in newletter something-or-other
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# If it was hot enough
to heat the center to an edible 75 degrees in 90 seconds, it would utterly destroy the outside.

Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# so you get the
hot battered outsides,
and the cold icy insides.

It's meal and dessert in one
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# you
utter gaydar!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# Gay Bar,
GAY BAR, GAY BAR!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)
# you should microwave it
then oven just for the last bit.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# He doesn't have a microwave.
You know why?

because he's a fucking spastic, that's why.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Funnily enough
my house has no microwave
It was broken a month or so ago and never replaced. Does that make me a spastic?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# using my twisted logic?
fucking right it does.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# what about
my mum and dad?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# They have a secret microwave.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# watermelon me
*spacs out*
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# And by god I
hope that random quotes should I get on the board stats table
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# I prefer
the one's that make no sense
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# You just enjoy your microchips.
Pikey.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# McCains micro pizza for supper tonight.

It was divine.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# not fabulous?
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# That too.
Maybe.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# there are 14
takeaways within staggering distance of my house.

I have counted, it tired me out.

You have to love students
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# We have
The Best Chippy in the UK 1999™ just around the corner.

Plus a pizza/burger/kebab place and a disghusting chicken place.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# My new Cheshire residence,
has a pizza place, a spa, and a pub where 1 bitter and 2 premium lagers cost under a fiver, all within 100 yards :)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Cheshire eh?
which bit?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Burnage darling, Burnage.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Burnardge.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# sounds so much better
than

'Bernij'
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)
# I think claiming cheshire
is milking it a bit then you cheeky sod!
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Well, duh!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# I'm confused now
can you put your sarcasm tags on at this time of morning please.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# The ;) is as near to a <sarc> tag as I can get.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# ah okay
I just checked a map to see where Burnage is.
It's further from Cheshire than you are now and I can see your humour.

wanders off whistling tunefully
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
# I thought that was
right next to you

meh
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
# what was?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# biernasch
erm, I mean Burnage
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# where
am I then?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# Bangalore.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# FIRE IN THE HOLE!


oh, wait.....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# and how close
is that to Burnage?
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# it goes
Bangalore, Madagascar, Ethiopia, Collyhurst, Bolton, Reddish, Burnage.

(From East to West)
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# that means
nowhere is closer to Cheshire then as Cheshire is located in a southerly direction from Burnage.
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# the Hollyoaks set
doesn't count
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Hollyoaks set
is in Liverpool
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Hence its
not counting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# good
at least we got that cleared up then
(||lll||ll||lll|| ||lll||ll||lll||, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# it's not going to
stop you being a cunt though is it?
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# Good god no!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# oh good.
your salmon's burning by the way.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# That's strange,
I could have sworn it was on a plate on my desk being eaten by me.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# It's slowly burning your insides,
you will implode shortly.

Pray for a swift death.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# collapsing from heart failure
after a long intercontinental migration?

nevermind....
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# worryingly, i got that joke.

and furthermore, I laughed.
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# it's the laughter
that's worrying
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# Do I?
There goes my plan to fucking hate the lot of them.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# you can carry on hating gav
(vork and burlap, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# baking
I just read that as "I have been barking for 52 minutes".

Oddly enough, I believed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sun 23 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)