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[challenge entry] in a desperate attempt for sales,
the manufacturers of 'Love For Sale' decided to 'freshen up' that old Beatles look into something a little more sellable.

From the Gangsta's in da hood challenge. See all 316 entries (closed)

(kranzfafka, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 1:51, archived)
# "sellable"

i like your thinking
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 1:52, archived)
# how, erm,
what is that word?

"street"?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 1:54, archived)
# "rad"
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 1:55, archived)
# oh, i seeeeeeeeeeee............
and with that, is my 4000th post. Hooray for me. How very exciting. And to celebrate:



Here's Clive, almost a year ago, with his present. It was a mackerel. He ate it all on Christmas Day and had a terrible upset tummy over the new year, the little tyke.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 1:57, archived)
# Hahaha,
that little exchange got me giggling.
edit: Clive is so cute!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 1:58, archived)
# we haven't exchanged anything...





... yet
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:01, archived)
# That reminds me of a rule one of my form tutors had in secondary school...
"No exchange of bodily fluids in the classroom."
(BlackCat, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:03, archived)
# "no medeival weaponry in the labs"
was implemented when someone came to Physics with a mace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:10, archived)
# i think it must attract them
we had a guy who collected big swords.

he also did karate and would go hai! if you went near him.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:12, archived)
# he was saying "Hi!"
as in "Hello!"

good god man
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:18, archived)
# quite frankly,
ick.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)
# hello!
*waves*

he's a strange one, that Vork.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:05, archived)
# You love me.

It is written.
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)
# clive
should post more often

he's far more entertaining than you
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)
# considerably hairier
too.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)
# Arf!
They certainly do look like killers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 1:55, archived)
# hmm
more like wankstas
(kranzfafka, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 1:58, archived)
# rob....
possible newsletter fodder here/ dunno if you seen it tho so it dont get a new thread....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 1:56, archived)
# newsletter fodder is best sent as email
to the emailus link on the front page. Dull fact.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 1:58, archived)
# then it shall remain unnewslettered
for i am a lazy fucksock and im off to bed :(


is pretty scarey tho cos i dont think its trolling either:

THE SPIRITUALITY FOUND IN THE RAVE SCENE IS DEMONIC AND ALL THOSE WHO DO NOT REPENT AND PUT THEIR FAITH IN THE ONE TRUE AND LIVING GOD, WHO CREATED THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH, ARE IN IMMINENT DANGER OF BEING ETERNALLY SEPARATED FROM GOD -- IN HELL


there are some fucked up people on this planet...

i know...

im one of em

nighty night all
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:02, archived)
# night sir
and night all
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:05, archived)
# night night.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)
# oh dear
I'm going to hell.

again.

fucksocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:01, archived)
#
Without a personal saving relationship with Jesus Christ, people will live a life fulfilling the lusts of the flesh, indulging the desires of the flesh and of the mind, because they are by nature children of wrath -- condemned already to an eternity in Hell because of their sin against a Holy God

I can't work out if that's a threat or not.
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Dunno,
but I think I'd rather live a godless life ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:06, archived)
# a fair choice

and one that i recommend
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:08, archived)
# that is aimed entirely
and solely at you.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09, archived)
# no it isn't

as I am Jesus Christ.

i've got the hair and everything.
(vork and burlap, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:16, archived)
# that one on the left's
trying to step me out!

I may have to plug a cap in his mofo ass...

what's that?

damn.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 1:59, archived)
# no
idea...
(kranzfafka, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:03, archived)