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# you wanna post anime?
post it on an ANIME SITE. this is b3ta, mate. post funny stuff. people with pointy chins and big eyes just dont belong.
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:54, archived)
# What if I just HAPPEN to look like your description?
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)
# i get to pelt your face with pebbles
until suitable swollen to remove pointy bits
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)
# exactly
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)
# My imaginary girlfriend looks like that too.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)
# no norks,
no orfices. not a very good girlfriend, is she?
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)
# That'll be
me leaving then.

/sob
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)
# are trying to tell me
to leave?

edit: predictable mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:55, archived)
# Oooh! Get you!
I don't believe it says anywhere that b3ta has to be funny, it's for stuff people have made themselves.

I think that counts.

Edit: From the FAQ:

What type of post is appropriate?

B3ta is a place for new images or projects that you've made.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:56, archived)
# hmm....
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#sfw

4th bullet point... but rules ARE to be broken...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)
#
"Do:
Think of something fun and post it."

Though fun !== funny.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)
# look at the n00b
getting all serious
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)
# n00b?
LOL WTF OMG

anyway im not a noob anymore. I lurked for longer than you think. only i find anime is annoying
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)
# but reverend dan knows all.
it's a fact.

"fact" meaning "he'll kick your shins off if you say otherwise".
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)
# yes
yes i will
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:09, archived)
# i beg to differ
i find my the crack in my double glazing annoying too.
(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)
# you get condensation in there yet?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:10, archived)
# yeah
i find some things annoying too. but i don't go around shouting "go and put it on a no-hands/golf sale/saddam board"


oh hang on. anyway, i was only being flippant in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:08, archived)
# bloody whipersnappers
/points at dan

you n'all... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Bloody whippersnappers
/points at lo, the greebo warrior
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)
# /waits for rob to appear
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)
# i never realised how close we are in ID
it only serves to exaggerate how different we really are
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:12, archived)
# how old are you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Don't be such a fucking Nazi son.
b3ta's more about creativity than making funny stuff, it just happens that the vast majority of it is funny.
If you've got a problem with that, then you cock off.
(sorry, i'm a bad mood tonight and cant be arsed with narrow minded fuckwits)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:57, archived)
# No, Stick Figure Ninja, no!
He's not worth it!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:59, archived)
# I'll go calm myself by watching an old episode of Angel i just downloaded
some senseless TV violence should help me.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)
# oooh, what episode?
season 5 is the nuts...
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:02, archived)
# 3x21, the 2nd oen after connor comes back
I downloaded old episodes for a friend who'd not seen it since connor was born, so nearing the end of season 3 and she's got 4 and 5 on cd for her too now.
And yes, season 5 is tops, Angel and Spike fighting was top!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)
# hehehe, mountain dew.....
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:06, archived)
# SOn...
Look at you gettin all "Old School" up in his face and all.

right on.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:23, archived)
# says Mr 16000 odd to Mr 10000
who made you king?
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Mon 15 Dec 2003, 23:58, archived)
# i
did.
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)
# hmmm....
the user ID argument is losing weight.
many of the 11k's are much more mature than some of the those with 4 digits.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Pah!
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:01, archived)
# there've been trolls in the 2xx range this week
it's all been a bit weirdyscrotalconfusingbollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I'm actually a troll.
I've been trolling b3ta for nearly two years now, I'm just not very good at it.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)
# indeed
not that i care that much, but b3ta seems to be changing, in a bad way... which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 0:05, archived)