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# can I just butt in?
Lord of the Rings has a lot to answer for:

www.elfporn.com/members/gallery/gallery.cgi?Category=100004

!!!!NOT REMOTELY SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!

(unless you work in porn).

I love the way that 'elf porn' is basically normal porn with pointy ears.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
o my lord, when cosplay parties go pron.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:38, archived)
# better than
Centaur porn
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Elf porn
rocks. Anyway, we've had Dwarf porn for decades.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:38, archived)
# I didn't realise that we had... so I googled.
I now regret this so much.

One of the results was apparently

"!!! Voted Best Midget Porn site 2002 !!!"

huh? by who? in what awards? the mind boggles.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)
#
Aren't elves just porn stars with pointy ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:39, archived)
# so it would appear.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Just reading that URL
makes me feel uncomfortable.

With a garden and some patience, I suppose you could make Entporn...
(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:44, archived)
# but surely you'd need entwives!
within the mythos, you could only make gay entporn.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)
# They could have a
treesome.







I am so sorry.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)
# *applause*
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:49, archived)
# But would they keep at it,
or branch out into mainstream? Only a sap would stick to his porno roots. After all, they don't have any bush to show. Eventually their audience would leaf and they'd be barking up the wrong tree.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:53, archived)
# *applause*
now THAT'S clever!
(Javan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)