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# probably been done a zillion times by now but I had to have a crack
Che Saddam.


Click for walppeper.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:33, archived)
# hehe thats quite a good one though
did you get the links to those shiney liquid ones i sent you?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:34, archived)
# yep
stuck the nicest one up.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:35, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:36, archived)
# *bangs head on desk*
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:35, archived)
# easy now
be calm, take a deep breath
(I helped save b3ta! Laini, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:36, archived)
# there have been a few then I take it?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:36, archived)
# just shout when you get sick of this one
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# I quite
like that.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:38, archived)
# hahahhaah!
thats a genius gif. nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:39, archived)
# *SHOUTS*
really rather good...
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:43, archived)
# Nice.

Have some upside-down iceskaters



I have no idea why it's upside down.
Found it
...
must have made it for something...
...
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)
# send it to b3tan bac.....nevermind.......
woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:36, archived)
# can I just butt in?
Lord of the Rings has a lot to answer for:

www.elfporn.com/members/gallery/gallery.cgi?Category=100004

!!!!NOT REMOTELY SAFE FOR WORK!!!!!

(unless you work in porn).

I love the way that "elf porn" is basically normal porn with pointy ears.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:37, archived)
# hahahaha!
o my lord, when cosplay parties go pron.
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:38, archived)
# better than
Centaur porn
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Elf porn
rocks. Anyway, we've had Dwarf porn for decades.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:38, archived)
# I didn't realise that we had... so I googled.
I now regret this so much.

One of the results was apparently

"!!! Voted Best Midget Porn site 2002 !!!"

huh? by who? in what awards? the mind boggles.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)
#
Aren't elves just porn stars with pointy ears?
(I helped save b3ta! Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:39, archived)
# so it would appear.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:42, archived)
# Just reading that URL
makes me feel uncomfortable.

With a garden and some patience, I suppose you could make Entporn...
(Astatine, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:44, archived)
# but surely you'd need entwives!
within the mythos, you could only make gay entporn.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)
# They could have a
treesome.







I am so sorry.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:48, archived)
# *applause*
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:49, archived)
# But would they keep at it,
or branch out into mainstream? Only a sap would stick to his porno roots. After all, they don't have any bush to show. Eventually their audience would leaf and they'd be barking up the wrong tree.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:53, archived)
# *applause*
now THAT'S clever!
(Javan, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:03, archived)
# nice one sir
how are you anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:46, archived)
# Hi Al,
Im good - pottering along - thinking of taking in a movie, perhaps listening to some music - nothing too strenuous - you?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:49, archived)
# enjoying my most custom made challenge ever at the moment
(did someone say repost)

other than that just dodging between drinking binges
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 19:59, archived)