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[challenge entry] Merry Xmas one & all

Quick, but non-dirty Christmas thing.

From the Christmas Cards challenge. See all 445 entries (closed)

(Kyzia was here on, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Woo YAy =D
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:39, archived)
# Top cleaning tip for your
living on your own adventure:

Spraying Mr Sheen on the radiators before your parents visit makes the house smell as though you've polished things.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)
# bored of cheese on toast?
try spreading a little english mustard on the toast before adding the cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:46, archived)
# cheese on toast a la rnuk
ingredients:
1 piece of bread (toasted)
some cheese
breadcrumbs (or the crumbliest crutons you can find)
worcester sauce
black pepper

method:
put cheese on toasted bread and melt. add worcestor sauce and pepper. sprinkle on breadcrumbs generously and ever so lightly fry that side. gorgeous.

edit: never underestimate the frying pan cleaning power of frying bread.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:49, archived)
# and if you leave it long enough between cleaning,
it tastes like meaty curried toffee.


mmmmnnmm, curry toffee
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:57, archived)
#
discover the joy of fresh supermarket pasta sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 18:03, archived)
# Stay in the pub
Eat Pizza and Kebabs.
Wash your sheets and duvet cover regularly.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:49, archived)
# iron dark clothing inside out
(really)
(I helped save b3ta! robtoo is all out of gum, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:55, archived)
# Don't buy cheap sausages...
... and become familiar with the miracle that is febreze (they don't tell youit works on clothes but it does)
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:58, archived)
# invest in a shitload of paper plates,
and use a window cleaning squeegee to clean the table when finished. Oh, and eat in a pub like wetherspoons a lot, cheaper than buying the ingredients.
hang your shirts up when they are wet on hangers, iron when damp,less work.
find a gullible fat bird for a platonic washing/ironing/cooking for you relationship. When really drunk, also an easy shag.

Apologies fat birds, but you know its true
/bigot
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:59, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 17:42, archived)
# THE XMAS FEAR
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Dec 2003, 18:08, archived)