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# brian again, with brian's friend steve


in dropshadow land
sorry, i'm playing with my new tablet, but it doesn't work, i still can't draw
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:06, archived)
# you have a new graphics tablet?
have you drawn a comedy cock?

woo pic...i like it
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:07, archived)
# i should get a graphics tablet.
i really want to do my first cock.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# hit the sales
it was only 20 quid

(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:17, archived)
# i did
and funnily enough, it's badly drawn
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# looks normal to me.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)
# badly drawn cock ?
I think I have an album of his somewhere
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)
# is that
the japs eye on the side? must make an interesting money shot
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# what the monk
is a graphics tablet
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# It's
a special pill you take which enables you to draw cocks, badly.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# steve appears to have
a really big shoe.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:07, archived)
# And
we all know what they say about ostriches with big feet.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# That's nice
Damn I'm cultured.
Settling down to b3ta with a glass of wine and a bag of barbecue crips
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# damn you!
my mouth is now watering

drool down chin

aaaaaahhhhhhhh
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# ooh get you!
I really want a packet of honey roasted ham crisps but we only have left over chilli doritos which no-one likes :(
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:09, archived)
# what!?
i love chilli doritos.
post them on the board so i can get em.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:14, archived)
# oooh, look at the posh person.
laadeedaa.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:10, archived)
# exactly
and here's me, stinking of shit, old cracker crumbs in my belly button, bitter as hell,

BUMSOCKS
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:11, archived)
# i'm just sat
being boring with a cup of tea.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# I used to eat the food that fell into my bellybutton
until I heard about a guy who got gum disease after his girlfriend used his electric toothbrush to clean her navel
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# i have a stella
and some hula hoops
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:12, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:13, archived)
# I
have a big mug of Blue Mountain coffee and nice choccy biccies. So nyah.
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:15, archived)
# ah, I can't draw and I'm trying to do it professionally
I think Brian is rather good. Hooray!
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# i have seen your stuff
it's a cut above most of the things on here
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:20, archived)
# yes
it does look a bit like a cock
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:08, archived)
# not like mine
you should get that seen to
(, Sun 4 Jan 2004, 21:10, archived)