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# dear lord that's beyond evil
incidentally janet badger is rich and doesn't know it ucbswww.bank-banque-canada.ca/scripts/detail_english.asp?claim=20005368723.htm
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:42, archived)
# blimey. they put that kind of thing on the net?
mind you, $26,000 canadian dollars is fuck all.

edit: but i'd still have it of course. actually come to think of it i had an old spinster aunt called something like that....
what's that number again?
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:45, archived)
# some of these
have full postal adresses... presumably out of date
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:49, archived)
# bah!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# damnations
that would've mad finding the nazi gold so much easier
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:59, archived)
# MY FACE
MY BEAUTIFUL FACE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)
# well stop trying
to bathe in botox.... it's not the secret of eternal life
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)
# i once had a dream
that a man got pumped full of botox.
he just kind of melted.
I have fun dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# like the one the other day
when i was jo brand supporting eddie izzard in a stand up gig, and i threatened to do a stage dive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:07, archived)
# or the one where i was playing cricket against
prince charles, at lords.
all my dreams are in great detail, rather vivid.
I should write them down.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:08, archived)
# i once had one where dolf lundgren
chased me in a combine harvester
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:09, archived)
# as a kid, i had recurring nightmares
about giant vegetables chasing me around school.
it was scary at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:10, archived)
# what variety of vegetable?
i'd run from artichokes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:12, archived)
# i was only about 4 at the time,
so basic stuff, carrots and brocolli, you know, the usual suspects.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:14, archived)
# I had one as a kid
of a large Cat dressed as a Cavelier horseman, he chased me down and slit my throat. I remember feeling the sensation of breathing through a painful bloodied hole in my neck...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:13, archived)
# i went through a fortnight of dreams
involving each member of my family dying, and the subsequences.
it ended with a dream in which i was shot.
that was very odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:17, archived)
# I think we'd both
better start taking our pills again...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:19, archived)
# hehe.
i was actually putting a pill in my mouth as i read that.
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:21, archived)
# If
you think £11k is fuck all, please can I have your job and/or a permanent loan..?

Woo to the pic though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:53, archived)
# is it that much?
i must be getting my exchange rates mixed up.

wahey for janet badger! i wonder if she's married...
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:55, archived)
# It is
according to XE.com and they usually seem to get it right...

Hands off Janet though, I saw her 45th!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:00, archived)
# i believe if any b3tan is to wed her
i had first dibs
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:03, archived)
# seeing as i found the website,
technically, she's mine.
however, i'm willing to let you have this one, i'm up to here with women propositioning me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:04, archived)
# Chances are,
she's dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:05, archived)
# your point being?




edit: it's quite possible www.geocities.com/Heartland/Pointe/4085/html/d0000/g0000000.html
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# You'll need a spade
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 9:06, archived)
# Pah, that is pocket change that is.
I find more than that down the back of my sofa*

* may be a lie
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 6 Jan 2004, 8:56, archived)