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changed the link so as not to be arrested

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(Armer Farmer, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:29, archived)
# aaaaagghh
for god's sake get rid of the link!

eurrrgh.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:31, archived)
# the link is to show that i'm
not lying and it really does exist
(Armer Farmer, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:31, archived)
# I never accused you of lying
that site is more evil than an evil thing.

arrrrgh! *runs and cowers behind sofa*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:32, archived)
# Promptly
deletes history file
*ffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Devious ...what?, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:34, archived)
#
*sets fire to computer and then decides to torch house just to be safe*
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:36, archived)
# wise, might do the same
i love the southpark ep though, one of the best.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)
# how praytell could you
do that. just so im not arrested
(Armer Farmer, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:36, archived)
# hahaha!
what an amazing site.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:37, archived)
# You
a regular contributor?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:38, archived)
# in oh so many ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:38, archived)
# At the b3ta bash
will you have special police "minders"? On day-release?
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)
# sure, you can call them "minders"
and you could call it "day release",
but then, at the end of the day, aren't we all on day release?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# I'm on day release.
No. Really.

Boing.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Please edit link
to something like ratemykitten.com
We're probably all gonna be tracked round the net now. That wasn't nice.
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:36, archived)
# fucksocks
that link's bad.

fucksocks
fucksocks
fucksocks
fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Polanski
surely wasn't into boys though? Please say it isn't so >_<
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:34, archived)
# he wasn't
but i just put all child molesters in there that i could think of
(Armer Farmer, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:35, archived)
# And he didn't molest
he shagged a 15 year old.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:36, archived)
# and let's face it,
who hasn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:38, archived)
# me
(Armer Farmer, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)
# me
(kryptik, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# More like 13
and I would say it was tad bit molestyish, too.

Still, I think better of him than the others for no other reason than me liking his films.

And it could be worse than 13. Please don't quote me on that though.
(Heretic Penguin. With a hint of garlic. - Living in filth, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:39, archived)
# worse than 13?
hang on... I don't want to get dragged into a conversation about which is worse - shaggin a 12 year old, or a 13 year old.

Damn. I just have, haven't I?

Shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# thirteen is worse...
then you get bad luck.
(Armer Farmer, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Well
both would be legal in Holland.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# You're a
tad too highly educated about this.

Any court cases pending?

Having said that, I've heard Amserdam is wonderful this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:44, archived)
# I have never been to Holland
nor do I have any desire to have sex with young girls or boys.

I do pay attention to things happening in the world though - I think the Dutch system allows for greater education of teenagers in sex and as a result they have one of the lowest teenage pregnancy rates in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:46, archived)
# Yet they have
one of the highest rates of heroin addiction. Apparently.

erm... I was supposed to provide a counter argument... shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:48, archived)
# yeah
he could of molested 14 kids
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Well..
...having sex with somebody under the age of consent makes you a a sex offender - regardless of the specific title you are given.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# what if you
were 14 at the time?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:40, archived)
# hehehe
SSG - always sailing close to the wind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Claws of Doom I am no longer infected, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# i always have prefered
older women.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I'm not sure about the rules for that
nobody wanted to have sex with me when I was 14.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Ummm,
how did you find that link?

*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:37, archived)
# i typed in nambla to google
(Armer Farmer, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:38, archived)
# What were the results
of this aventure?
(Vega31, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 18:24, archived)