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[challenge entry] TVs reproduce asexually

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(I helped save b3ta! parsley, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:38, archived)
# Yay.
That explains all the teeny tiny TVs all over my living room floor.
(tomsk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# No
that's because you live in a gender reassignment clinic for midgets
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:42, archived)
# Oh yeah...
I forgot. Duh.
(tomsk, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:44, archived)
# brilliant!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:40, archived)
# woo...
looks painful though...

EDIT: Not sure where I got the idea that giving birth is easy though...
(I helped save b3ta! @stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Ohh, is that fission, or budding?
(I helped save b3ta! Station, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Looks like fission to me.
Erm, shit can't think of anything funny/rude to say.

Baconspunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Wow! Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Are Wide Screen TVs
the product of a problem in reproduction then?
(SoberKing, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:49, archived)
# They must be Siamese twin TVs.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 12:50, archived)
# that
is awesome - deserved of a FP!
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Fri 23 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)