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Oh.
Now I see.
My gratuitous big clock missed the point a bit...
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 13:31,
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My gratuitous big clock missed the point a bit...
TJ..
Mission Statements..
I just had a nice argument/discussion with a client who wants a mission statement of their company on their 'stripped down super dooper website' we are building. Its 2 pages long and a pile of shit. I just said it would be fine on their intranet, not the interweb, as no one will read it and it 'does not compliment the design and navigation' and a director who doesn't even know what a computer is, said it must go on the website or they will not pay. Cranberrying Cranberries.
/Gets of Soapbox.
That saved me £70 of therapy. Thanx.
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 13:23,
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I just had a nice argument/discussion with a client who wants a mission statement of their company on their 'stripped down super dooper website' we are building. Its 2 pages long and a pile of shit. I just said it would be fine on their intranet, not the interweb, as no one will read it and it 'does not compliment the design and navigation' and a director who doesn't even know what a computer is, said it must go on the website or they will not pay. Cranberrying Cranberries.
/Gets of Soapbox.
That saved me £70 of therapy. Thanx.
I have similar situations
In the end I normaly say "I've given you my recomendations, and at the end of the day, it is up to you. You're the boss"
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 13:28,
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!!!!!
What Soup Herb idea! I can also attach a sound file that plays a jingle, like those annoying electronic birthday cards....
mmmm I have an idea or two...
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 13:32,
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mmmm I have an idea or two...
mission impossible
oldies but goldies-
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Tue 3 Feb 2004, 13:43,
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