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# not so good if you're looking for some kind
of guidance/elightenment/anything to cheer you up,
and you come across things like 'man shall not stick cock up another man'
or 'a woman is a man's best friend'.
or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:47, archived)
# Depends what version you read.
Your mistake there though is looking for guidance in it. I'd no more look for guidance there then I would in Harry Potter. It's only a book, it's you who makes your life what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:49, archived)
# the basic principles
are a good guide for life
shame the establishment are such cocks
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:52, archived)
# Which basic principals?
The destruction of Soddom and Gammorah?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:54, archived)
# no the 'love thy neighbour' stuff
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:55, archived)
# i tried to
but she slapped me
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:56, archived)
# me too
:(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:56, archived)
# i'd like to love my neighbour...
she's hot, i went to school with her...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:58, archived)
# it's hard to agree with the bit
about coveting your neighbour's ox though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:57, archived)
# do you reckon 'pop idol'
counts as 'worshipping false idols'?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:59, archived)
# most definitely
especially the 'being' that won
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:01, archived)
# for nowadays substitute ox for car
you may want one but you go and get your own unless you are from pikeyville in which case you twock it
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:00, archived)
# no no no
'though shalt not steal'
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:00, archived)
# you could
just borrow it for an extended period of time
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:01, archived)
# ah SSG got me confused
with him being welsh I expected 'covets thy neighbours sheep'
/ducks
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:03, archived)
# except, of course,
that i'm not welsh...
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:07, archived)
# my mistake
:)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:09, archived)
# i don't want a car.
it would be no use to me, i can't drive.
i do want an ox though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:02, archived)
# i know an ox would be useful
but i was using a car as a modern equivelant
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:05, archived)
# this is scaring me now
i sound like a raving religious nut
which i am not,i've only been in a church about 10 times in my life
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:08, archived)
# 10 times?
you fuckin religious nut!
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:09, archived)
# never by choice
the last time was 14 years ago for my sisters wedding
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:13, archived)
# i know that now, don't i.
the version, by the way, was New International.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:53, archived)
# Try King James.
Better prose.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:54, archived)
# i can't believe you're
discussing which version of the bible is better.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:56, archived)
# I love King James,
best of all the Bible versions.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:58, archived)
# Then you're in the wrong place;)
*hug*
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:00, archived)
# you need
this one
(KnitWit, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 1:58, archived)
# for the lazy man
lazy bible
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:00, archived)
# i'm not a retard you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:01, archived)
# nor are you a teenage girl (to the best of my knowledge)
I just find the existence of that thing incredibly funny
edit: also the third review from the bottom
(KnitWit, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:02, archived)
# i don't think it would really appeal to teenage girls.
and i should know, i've come across quite a few in my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:05, archived)
# overshooting the target?
you gotta aim lower then
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:09, archived)
# well,
now that you mention it...
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Thu 5 Feb 2004, 2:02, archived)