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# I believe that
one day, charvs will become an urban myth. Nobody will ever believe that they existed- except for long-lost photographs hidden in the depths of time- or burnt due to the fact that they actually have charvs in them.
(HanaBizzle, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:46, archived)
# about 700,000
years from now. It'll be like "the Time Machine" but with chavs
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:48, archived)
# Charlton Heston
will dig up a burberry baseball cap, fall to his knees and cry "Damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:52, archived)
# i think this movie could be more fitting
it's with Heston
(I helped save b3ta! cntrlv, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:18, archived)
# ok you fuckers.
what is a charve and what is a chav?

edit: wow. what a wellspring of information you guys are today!
thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:53, archived)
# Basically,
it's middle class Brits being snotty about working class Brits.
[edit] No difference between the two. They also get called pikeys, scallies, townies, kevs and an assortment of other names.
(tomsk, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:55, archived)
# www.urbandictionary.com
(garfi3ld, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:56, archived)
# oh and not worthy of its own thread
but in reponse to my self portrait paintmash the missus said she could do a better one pffft:

(garfi3ld, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:57, archived)
# I would
Does she have an evil twin?
And is that kryptonite she's got round her neck?
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:59, archived)
# she doesn't have a twin but is evil
the green thing round her neck is green amber which I refer to as "that piece of plastic"

/edit off home now
(garfi3ld, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:01, archived)
#
www.chavscum.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:56, archived)
# this might inform you
chav scum
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:57, archived)
# I wish it were true.
They do however breed at an alarming rate.
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 18:58, archived)
# You'd think that putting contraceptive vending machines in pubs
would naturally curb their numbers.
Perhaps we need to install the machines next to the alcopop section of off-licences.
(I saw a reference a while ago to a proposed scheme to stop chav breeding by putting contraceptive drugs into Sunny Delight. Might work...)
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Wed 11 Feb 2004, 19:06, archived)