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[challenge entry] MacGyver
could fix anything.

so he fixed his body after his death.

From the Zombies! challenge. See all 592 entries (closed)

(radja, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:18, archived)
# woo
reminds me about the amount of damage we caused as kids due to watching that show. If it was combustible or in the toolshed it was fair game.
(garfi3ld, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:19, archived)
# there's
only 1 trick with combustibles: LOOONG fuse!
(radja, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:20, archived)
# and don't wear ripped jeans
too long to bang on about but suffice to say if flaming particles come back your way you don't want plenty of holes in your trousers.
(garfi3ld, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)
# and don't hammer the pipe bomb shut
on the same bench that the bag of fertilizer is sitting on, just a word to the wise...
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Eeep.
You didn't did you

Top Tip:

Use a vice.
Much less chance of explosion due to gentle folding of the pip erather than sudden impacts.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)
# until my mate pointed out the possibilities
yes, the horse trough in his field went about a hundred yards up, though, so it was worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)
# the fertilizer
isn't that bad when it's not mixed yet..

yes, I tried that.. 25kg of potassium nitrate costs next to nothing ;)
(radja, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)
# Well
i used to use Sodium Chlorate. Mixed with water and used to soak string it made proper fuses, so it must be explosive to some degree on its own.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:29, archived)
# no,
it isn't. it just makes sure there's enough oxygen for the reaction to take place.
(radja, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)
# especially if canine excrement is part of the device
/traumas
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)
# i only remember the episode with the italian job footage
and being totally disgusted.


continuuity means so much at a certain age.

but on a similar note, the a-team has a lot of mechanical accidents in the Ulic household's shed/dead animals to answer for.
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:22, archived)
# eheheh
anyone else ever been on a similar trip?

Like say after watching American Ninja (bamboo poles and nails) or Commando?
(garfi3ld, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:24, archived)
# something
like it after "the cocketeer"
(radja, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)
# commando yes
circular saw blades are fun.

as are home made bows and animal traps a la predator. (but choose stronger string next time)
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:27, archived)
# heh
and the jolly roger cookbook has a lot to answer for.... well in my circle of friens 2nd degree burns anyway
(garfi3ld, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)
# Somewhere
there is a Macguyver TV movie guest starring this man. 100% FACT and shameless repost.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:26, archived)
# i may have to make sacrifices and sharaza for them all now
damn you and your loud(although relative) mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:28, archived)
# Isn't that the
one about atlantis? Think there's a bit where the inside of battersey power station doubles as croatia
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)
# indeed
I watched about the last 20mins of that and will never get the time back.
(garfi3ld, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:36, archived)
# Did he use his Swiss Army knife?
Woo. TJ anyone seen the trailer for Shaun of the Dead? Quite apt considering this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:21, archived)
# Indeed I have
looks fucking brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Off topic here.... but!
Where the fuck are this kids tv still from???

(inablender, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:30, archived)
# ..
1) is from that godawful cartoon reworking of the Ewoks.
2) is the (spit) Care Bears
3) i don't know. Maid Marian and her merry men?

edit: oh yeah, gummi bears not care bears. Equally spitworthy.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Bless you
Sir Roland
(inablender, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# ewoks
gummy bears
Mr Meaker from rentaghost
www.welcome.to/rentaghost/
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# the one in the middle
is Gummi Bears I think
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# Ewoks
Gummi bears and Rentaghost, I'll wager.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:32, archived)
# CCCCCCCc
Correctamundo!!!!
Cheers
(inablender, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:34, archived)
# the internet
probably
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Or an
Excel quiz more likely.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Feb 2004, 14:35, archived)