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# Why do you have a camera mounted in your car?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# so he can remember where he's been
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# camera phone!
go directly to a jail near you!
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# It's a phone camera y'know...
..I'm all modern now. Pity the car isn't tho..
(G-Funk, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# if you were driving
its just as illegal to take a camera phone photo as it is to make a call
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:15, archived)
# seconded
unless you drive a bmw or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# Haha!
Beemer drivers are cunts*.

*There may be exceptions to this, but I'd be quite surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# ha ha ha
Mind Wee-Wee
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# It's true
I used to drive one, and I'm a cunt*

*100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:19, archived)
# can i call you as a witness
when the court case comes up?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# sure
unless I'm busy driving around on my mobile phone*

*quite an achievement I feel.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# is this becoming
an impromptu Beemer Drivers Anonymous session?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Anonymous?

bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# *points*
"cunt"
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# *waves*
BOLLOCKS TO THE LOT OF YOU. GET OFF MY ROAD

/cunt
(I helped save b3ta! icezebra *insert large monkey*, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# *scratches beemer with keys*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:24, archived)
# ha so it's true!
(joshwa ultra lurker, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# bmw drivers are cunts
100% FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# no, actually
Audi drivers are the new BMW drivers
(trimprop, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:21, archived)
# they are all Nazi's.
i should know, i drive a volkswagen
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# Anyone with a more expensive car than yours
is quite likely to drive like a cunt, in my experience.
[edit: particularly any 4x4's.]
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:23, archived)
# and people who use the phone while driving
HANDS FREE OR NOT
are cunts too.

and people who wear the bluetooth headset all the time, 'just in case', are also cunts.

cunts, cunts, cunts.

cunty cuntycjkjfkljfdkjbkj
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# I was under the impression that bluetooth ear-pieces
came free with every beemer.
To complete the wanky look.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahaah
hahahahha *breathes* hahahahahaha
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)
# of course.
you're also allowed to mow down children.
its part of the service package.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# and scooter riders
/experience
(I helped save b3ta! muteboy, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:20, archived)
# It was mounted at the time...
... so that's OK officer.

I drive a Citroen. It's a creamy blob of steaming toss.
(G-Funk, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:25, archived)
# Nevermind that,
I think we all enjoyed venting our spleens over flash cars and mobile phones.
But well done, you!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 3 Mar 2004, 13:30, archived)