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# Woo to domo

blatant threadjack though: i run a pub quiz on a thursday night (thats tonight btw)
and am stuck for a bonus question, its got to be hard coz its worth 10points

will be glad of any suggestions

edit:would like the answers as well, i'm not that clever
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Which of these two apples
is better? Why?
(parm, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# what is the capital of upper volta?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Who owns the record for the longest golf shot that landed in the hole?
Suggs out of Madness! He was on the concorde when he did it therefore he broke the record! it went something like hald a mile before landing in the hole!
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:00, archived)
# that's me done
i have no other knowledge at all. that filled up all my cranium.
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Why?
For the love of god, WHY?!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# because its £90 (tax free)
for 3 hours work, play some tunes ask some questions, and perv at young women.

thats why
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Then it's a good question,
as you know the answer.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:06, archived)
# didnt think of that
damm your good
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# So I'm told.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# ever thought of
going professional on the old question front
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:12, archived)
# I don't know.
Do you think I should?

Hey, there's another one!
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:18, archived)
# if there as subtle as that.........




then no*. sorry. the talent agency is closed today.

*this is NOT the opinion of an expert
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:22, archived)
# What sofa?
Discus

or how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:02, archived)
# discuss
/pedant
unless you mean a heavy frisbee thing, in which case as you were
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# heavy frisbee thing it is
only sport I was any good at in school.
"Climbing up a tree and hiding so you don't have to do cross country running" wasn't considered a sport in my school
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Q What is the common name for dyspepsia
A: Indigestion

Q In japan where on the body is a Tobi worn
A Foot, its a sock!

Q What is the literal translation of Homo Sapien?

A Wise man


(Cockfosters!, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Who they?
What do? And why?
/Tom Baker voice
(oiseau, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:03, archived)
# The blue whale has a tongue has heavy as:-
a) a badger
b) a horse
c) an elephant

(answer is c)
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:04, archived)
# My balls are black and blue...what game am I playing?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# heheheh
I have a sharp stabbing pain in my chest
What am I suffering from?*


* may be misquoted
(negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope., Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:10, archived)
# How much wood can a woodchuck actually chuck?
3.76 tonnes.
Fact.
I've proved it on this website.
www.awoodchuckchucks3point76tonnesofwood.tk
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:07, archived)
# liar!
(I helped save b3ta! manolith hooray for me, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:28, archived)
# what was big daddy's christian name?
answer is shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:08, archived)
# ooh ooh! how about
how many kittens do i have?
they'll never get it and you can scarper with the prize! mwahahahahaha
(quiet_snails, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Where is Ulan Bataar (sp)
capital of?
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Genoa?

(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:14, archived)
# no, who is she?
badum tisch
(I helped save b3ta! Ulic hissing slightly, Thu 4 Mar 2004, 16:16, archived)