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[challenge entry] Anfield, Friday Morning


'Merde! Ce n'était pas là la nuit passée!'

'Ning.

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(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 7:56, archived)
# Ning to you too!
Being a football luddite, I can only assume that the above is very funny and therefore deserving of a woo or two :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 7:59, archived)
# Nah,
bit of a crap joke really.

Liverpool went out of Europe last night, with a player sent off. Despite the lunacy of playing Biscan, then playing with only 3 defenders when Biscan went, the persistence with Heskey and Sami Hyypia playing like a twat, Houllier blamed the referee. The weak-hearted Frenchman will be gone soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:04, archived)
# Ah, that's ok then
*confused but still smiling*

Chocolate biccie?
(I helped save b3ta! Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:05, archived)
# Go on then
The diet starts tomorrow*



*Date is subject to change
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:11, archived)
# I hope thats wrong
and it's Derby County not Liverpool
(I helped save b3ta! DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:05, archived)
# I think all teams that have won 10 trophies or more....
...should be banned from playing competitive football for a few years, so the other teams can catch up a bit :) Manchester United should just be banned!
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:08, archived)
# No no no no no!
And rid the world of the comedy stylings of Brown and Neville, the funniest comedy duo since Stan and Laurel?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:11, archived)
# Stan and Ollie - Laurel was Stan's surname




/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:18, archived)
# /bangs head

It's early.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:20, archived)
# Comiserates
mornings are crap aren't they? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:23, archived)
# Oooh you'll hurt yourself if you do that
And it is too early...or 'twirly' as I like to say.

"What's the time?"
"Dunno but it's twirly".

God I'm bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:23, archived)
# 'Ning!
Couldn't agree more. Biscan was beaten to every ball and kept pulling at players so no real surprise he was sent off. Hopefully they'll find him in the Mersey floating face down this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:07, archived)
# Well,
actually, I hope Houllier stays because he and Sir Alex have been making me chuckle throughout this year, but I am a realist.

/hides paraphenalia so as not to expose own football leanings which will leave me open to mockery.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:10, archived)
# ::Raises eyebrows::
Are you a closet Accrington Stanley fan then? lol
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:13, archived)
# With the board being notoriously lenient
towards crap managers I can see him being given another season and another few million to spend on complete toilet. Another couple of Biscans, a Traore and another Cheyrou should see us into the the Intertoto Cup next year.

/sobs
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:17, archived)
# I was wondering what Liverpool fans had to complain about
Then i remembered that they've won 4 european cups , about 50 FA cups, 100's of league championships lololol Now they've got inspector no-cluseau as manager and are eyeing an intertoto cup spot. You can have Steve lomas from us for £10 million if you want, if you want to waste money on toilet. Don't worry though, once you get a decent manager you'll give man U a good kickin' again :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:22, archived)
# Steve Lomas for £10m?
Hmm fax the offer to Hula Hoop and he'll look it over. We're paying £14m in the summer for Djibril Cisse who looks to me like a French Emile Heskey. If no-one minds I'm going to go and sit in the corner for a little cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:25, archived)
# You're joking about Cisse aren't you?!!!!!
Christ. For £14 Million, you could have Michael Carrick, Stephen Bywater, Anton Ferdinand, Nigel Reo Coker and Thomas Repka, and still have money left over for a new training ground or something like that. A much more beneficial use for that sort of money i think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:35, archived)
# Madness isn't it.
I think I'd rather have them than some of our current squad. Do you fancy swapping them for Cheyrou, Biscan, Traore, Heskey and Smicer? What am I saying?! Of course you don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:37, archived)
# Ooh i actually thought about it for a second there hehe
You could try raiding Tranmere's squad. That would make sense as they are up that way anyway, and they wouldn't cost much. why not buy the whole squad :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:40, archived)
# Tranmere...hmm
*stokes chin thoughtfully*

No it's ok I think we'll stick with what we've got.

At least now we can't get embarrassingly dumped out of anymore cups this season.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:47, archived)
# you could add
Lutel James and Paul Morley to that list.
and no more Accy Stanley swipes from you mister, or it's a smacked bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:39, archived)
# I support Spurs, count yourselves lucky
And I'm going to see them against Arsenal next month, that's not going to go well...

Would this be a good time to boast that I'm going to a West Ham game in one of the executive boxes in a couple of weeks?
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:33, archived)
# You jammie git LOLOL
I've supported West Ham since 1975, and i can only dream of getting into one of those executive boxes!!! How did you manage that then?

My grandad has supported Spurs since the 1930's so count YOURSELF lucky LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:37, archived)
# It's my mum
She's on an FA committe or some such, she got sent an invite for her and one of her sons, so I said I'd go- I'd rather it go to a fan but they insisted...

At least he got our glory days, being the first English team to win a major European trophy, winning the double in '61, Gary Lineker, jumpers for goalposts, dark days of the war...
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 8:43, archived)
# You're gonna
Getcherasskicked by Super Saints 2morrow
(If the jock manages to picka team this week - Plymouth - PAH)
(darfbozo, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 9:19, archived)
# It's always the same watching Celtic.
One team puts 11 men behind the ball in order to frustrate the opposition, with no intention of attacking, and with no ambition other than to fluke a draw.

It's this kind of negativity that's killing the league.*

NING.

*Scottish football joke, to be understood by few.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 26 Mar 2004, 9:08, archived)