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# we are crap and we know we are.....
www.timmysadventures.co.uk
but we are trying.
any suggestions apart from 'get f*****'
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 12:56, archived)
# who the fukk is timmy?
is it just a piss take of one of your spakker friends?
(Gratch Sit Ubu sit, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:00, archived)
# correct.
we are just trying to make him famous in the wrong kind of way!
no other reason than that.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:06, archived)
# good reason
although I think it's quite difficult to get "ordinary" people interweb-famous ... they need to distend their orifices or swallow unmentionable substances or be irresistibly tard-looking.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# you wouldn't classify him as 'tard looking'!
interesting!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# it was the
"irresistible" bit that was missing
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# Tim-mah! Timm-mah!
*belms*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:01, archived)
# WTF
wha?
fraid i have no more suggestions

ooh, timmy dies a slow and painful death
(count duckula, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# it looks
like a slideshow full of redexes
I'm guessing this isn't what it's intended to look like
(and ... umm ... who the cribbins is timmy?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Doesn't seem to work on firefox
which is a bit gay
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:03, archived)
# Umm,
did timmy shag your girlfriend?

/detects large quantity of malice in that website.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:08, archived)
# my mum
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# Haha,
seriously, whats the issues... he must of done something to deserve a whole website of insult.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:11, archived)
# he's the youngest in our office
no other reason.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:13, archived)
# You bully,
why don't you just pour water on his chair when he leaves his desk... works for me.
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# that's no website
it doesn't work in firefox
therefore it gets minus 100 points making that site official broken
Next!
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:09, archived)
# thanks for the constructive criticism
*belm*
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
# well 2 other people have told you the same thing
Great thing is you made a website that isn't even a website - great. I suggest you put Frontpage away and open notepad or something.
(Rich Chestmat, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:14, archived)
# vi it!
vi it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:17, archived)
# "This
presentation contains content that your browser may not be able to show properly. This presentation was optimized for more recent versions of Microsoft Internet Explorer."




srew that then
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:10, archived)
#
Well, I'm using a freshly installed Win XP with IE and it doesn't work.

Pah.
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 13:18, archived)
# Aaaargh
*Bangs head on desk*
Anyone found 'optimising' their website for Internet Explorer will be wedgied. Hard. To death. Until they die. And they are dead. And they stop living.
*takes a valium - lies down*
(ilikejamtoo, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 14:56, archived)