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# Hurrah
TJ

I've just eaten four crispy pancakes, a tin of new potatoes and a tin of mushy peas. Can anyone think of a more pikey tea?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:15, archived)
# *runs off in tears*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# that was my lunch
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# giggle
.

Mind I had a packet of cheap noodles with a cup-a-soup stirred in. A home made pot noodle if you like.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# perhaps you're right
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Of course I am.
Being married rocks.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:25, archived)
# i'll bear that in mind
*alone :(*
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# thanks very kind of you
etcetera...

hmph
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:28, archived)
# Naah
you have to add water and that constitutes cooking to me.

p.s. I do like pot noodle sandwiches
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# I like super noodle sandwiches better.
That dirty sanchez pot noodle was a disappointment.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# I would kill for a Beef & tom Pot Noodle
Can't get em for love nor money in this lousy place. (well it's not that bad really)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:26, archived)
# I just ate one
And bloody disgusting it was too
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:37, archived)
# don't want to

/continues eating scrummy lasagne

;)
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# chips from the local chippy and a can of special brew
edit; woo pic
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:16, archived)
# Is it possible
to drink special brew inside?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# nah, you sit outside the chippy and shout abuse at random passers-by
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)
# didn't think so.
Do they come free with a scab encrusted beard?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# what else are you going to catch the crumbs with?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:21, archived)
# a string
vest.

I love tramps

(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:24, archived)
# no the interior
flux-force that surrounds buildings is it polar opposition to the pikey-power(tm) that is imbued into every can of special brew, users who attempt to enter a building are struck with incomprehensible speech, rotting teeth bad breath and a problem standing up.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# not to mention raging incontinence
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:23, archived)
# Special Brew? Posh git.
Super Skol not good enough for you?
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:18, archived)
# That's positively middle class
Scimitar white cider is what you want.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:20, archived)
# a bowl
of whisked eggs, microwaved till theyre hard. with ketchup. Seriously, it's what my pikey flatmate eats every day
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:17, archived)
# a mate of mine's
flat was so scummy when at uni, all he would eat was boiled eggs as he worked out they couldn't get dirty.
(, Wed 31 Mar 2004, 18:19, archived)