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Does anybody else

see something scary about this logo?

I wonder what they do at the meetings.

(drnuclear, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)

That's...

Revealing!

(tezdude, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)

hahaha,

sublime!

(Pedro-a-Go-Go, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:06, archived)

i rather hope

they drink toasts and eat toast

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lemony, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

hey

do you know where I might find the latest opera version, I have opera 7.5 on my other machine but cant find anywhere to download

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

b3ta has warped me

in a sixth sense style..."I see goatse"

(Phil Febuggure, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

I see

Toastse

(Pedro-a-Go-Go, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

you are

not alone

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

It's warped me still further.

No longer an accountant, I sometimes teach accountancy and related subjects at the local college.

I made lots of notes on the concept of 'Going Concern' which I abbreviated to GC. When I was going through them in class, I kept thinking 'Glass Cock'.

Clearly, getting the two concepts mixed up would be a trifling embarrasing.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:09, archived)

to me it sounds an everyday phrase

but when you say it to a non-b3tan they think its something dirty

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anythingbutthisactually, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

I shouted 'fucksocks' the other night when I missed a goal

playing football.

Which reminds me, I found this the other day.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:12, archived)

eeeeeeek

comes to mind

(m1k3k, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

Heh heh.

I should imagine, they continually toast each other's good healh and tell witty anecdotes.

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whelkboy is old now, you see, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:07, archived)

am I starting to see

goatse everywhere i look

curse you internet for making me this way!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

'least it aint

Tubgirl

*blarrrgh

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:10, archived)

didnt i say that the

other day?

evenin' hows you?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:22, archived)

Meh, probably

Good everning to ya
I grand, how are ye?

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:29, archived)

yeah

not too shabby, they offered me a contract extension at work today, and like a fool i took it!

gah another month of NHS hell!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:30, archived)

Yarr

Could be alright
You could bring in brooms and have curling competitions in the oldey ward ;)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:33, archived)

all my mates

are leaving tho :( im the only one who got *ahem* extended

think i earnt a beer today...

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:36, archived)

You sir

ave earned at least....4
but no more, of ye shall be a binge drinker and have a stroke....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:38, archived)

hehe

i smoke to much as well... oh dear

i dont ever drink more than 2/3 cans when im in on my own, otherwise thats getting near weirdo alky stage

tho technically with B3ta, your never alone

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:40, archived)

Duuuuude

Thats very deep, in a nerdy sorta way...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:48, archived)

i take it

given the fact that you havent been around here to long, you have never been to one of the bashes?

thats strange, meeting people who you only know from a messageboard

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:50, archived)

Very odd

espechially* if you hate them :S

No idea what the bashes you're talking about though, unless it has something to do with pummeling....but I doubt that....

*bad spelling

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:54, archived)

heh

noooo, not exactly

b3ta bashes... its usually advertised on the front page, they hire out a pub/club in London and lots of b3ta people go there, get very drunk and wander round saying (eg) "hello, im Yannn, who are you?" and you have lots of fun and drunken antics

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:57, archived)

ooooooooooooooooooo

in that case, no.
Have you? ooooo, imagine if you met baaa *shudder*

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:00, archived)

Baaa I could take

Karouma doesnt seem to like me much!

yes, i have been to the last 2 and both times got very drunk and ended up going back to someones house (smirny i believe) with about 50-60 other b3tans

then usual stay there till 5am then wake up and get the first tube home!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:02, archived)

Ooo

Sounds like a larf! Thats basicly what I plan to do when I go to Dublin to see RHCP, 'cept I don't imagine going back with 50-60 b3tans!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:04, archived)

its a very odd thing

to see 60 odd of us walking the streets of london in a big convoy!

how you getting over to Dublin?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:05, archived)

In le Train

or do they call it the DART?
Meh, who cares, as long as I get to see AK semi-nude, that's all that matters :P

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:09, archived)

does that go on the ferry?

or do you live in ireland?

and you havent seen him with just a sock on before ;)

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:10, archived)

I live in Chav Central

Ie. Northern Ireland

And yup, seen the sock pics and was very very happy the rest of that day ;P

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:14, archived)

i can imagine you were

i have heard lots of rumours about how well he filled the sock....

anyway, oooh chavs, i live near PLENTY of the loveable scamps

NI? probably a little far out for most of the big B3ta bashes!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:16, archived)

Awww :(

They leave us poor Irish/British/ whatever the hell we are out

Well fitting sock,eyy? Well, i suppose, hense the nickname "swan" ;P

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:19, archived)

oooh i guess so, the lucky boy

there might be b3tans near you, have you ever been to www.4rthur.com ? they list all stuff b3ta people are doing

so do you consider yourself British or Irish? or a something inbetween that is neither

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:24, archived)

Hmmm...

I consider myself....er....Iritish, just to be difficult :D
Or perhaps Belgin, as no one seems to come from there

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:26, archived)

well

im half scottish... hence my name is Iain, and hence why my b3ta name is Yannn, cos it sounds like Iain.

God thats fucking imaginative

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:30, archived)

More imaginative than Redhotchiligal
Of all the names (eg MrsKiedis) I picked that..
Ah well, sums me up i suppose :)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:33, archived)

it was a nickname from 6th form

*eyes glaze over* oh you almost lost me to a flashback there

happy happy days....

i like MrsKiedis!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:38, archived)

I suppose

I does have a certain ring to it ;)

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:41, archived)

welll

i change my username every 5 mins it seems

but i have stuck with this southpark bit for ages now

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:44, archived)

Tis a good name

even if i think i saw it but im not sure and am very confused about the whole thing :P

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:45, archived)

i will keep it

for a bit longer, until something else inspires me

this usally happens when i log on at 3am on a friday or saturday night very drunk and change it, then wake up the next day and have no recollection of doing it

it usually makes me larf, so i keep it!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:48, archived)

Heehee

Always a good time to do things!
Changed name only slightly for the 1st time in yonks-you have inspired me :P

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:50, archived)

Tis a good thing!

i like the new look

i wish i could keep some inspiration for myself!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 21:54, archived)

Wish I could help

But my inspiration levels are low at the moment:(
But will give it best shot!
-I wish I had Anthonys hair so girls would wanna touch it (personal fave ;))
-Is a jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?
-Who framed Rodger Rabbit?
-I am the chili's manager and if you give me tree fiddy i'll give you Fleas back hair

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:04, archived)

hahahaaaa

sorry internet went tits up

thats some inspiring thoughts there, currently i have no hair at all cos i shave it every morning,

bizarrely a jaffa cake is only called a cake to avoid the tax on buscuits (its crazy but true)

roger rabbit? i cant actually remember!

im starting to get back hair! arghhhhh! plucking time!

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:15, archived)

Interesting untill

You over shared with the back hair :S

Use Veat, thats what us girlies do :)
If we had hairy backs
Which we dont
i hope
.......

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:29, archived)

lol

sorry didnt mean to freak you out!

its only one or two hairs now and again, im just worried it will get worse, i really dont want a hairy back :( (sorry im probably making it worse)

i sincerly hope that girls dont get hairy backs, *shudders*

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:32, archived)

Mostly not

But there's this girl i know who tends to wear sleveless tops and lets just say she has dark hair :S
On that note, did you see that thing about hairy women on 5 not that long ago? bloomin freaky it were

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:35, archived)

i dont get 5 here

in a bloomin valley

there is a very hairy girl at my work, maybe maybe....

how hairy were these girls?

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:37, archived)

They looked like

feminine brilo pads but the worst thing was there were men who went all over the world to find them as they had some weird fetish :S
Oh, and this one lady had a beard and the only way you could tell she was a lady was she had a lady voice and wore dresses....

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:40, archived)

it takes different strokes to move the world

but...gah.... i cant really see the attraction there

hehe, feminine brillo pads...

i once saw a site which was for people who got off on girls in headphones

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:44, archived)

Hahaha

It is very odd
Can't remember where i saw it (probably here) but there was one for those who took a liking to girls stepping on things

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:46, archived)

stepping on things?

ooh ooh ooh

thats

not sexy in the slightest

one of my best friends has a hair fetish (for long straight brunette) and he downloads videos from shampoo websites

i would say he is normal, but clearly he isnt

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:50, archived)

That

is quite* disturbing

*very

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 22:59, archived)

yeah

we think so, but he is happy when downloading hair videos

bed soon i think, tho i may watch 6 feet under

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 23:03, archived)

Oooo

I'd forgotten that was on
Cheers!
Best be off to bed after that me thinks so I'd better go now
Night night! Don't let your hair happy mate in your room, you never know when he might take a likeing for shaved domes...

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 23:07, archived)

yeah i will block off the door just to be safe

night night!

ps. i love the 6 feet under music for some reason

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comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 23:08, archived)

My da

has the soundtrack to it :P
Anyhoo, really must be off now
Good Nighty!

(Chiligrrl WHERE'S MAH DUBLOONS, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 23:11, archived)

hahahahahah!

took me a while to realise, but that really am woosome :D

(the_n00b, Thu 1 Apr 2004, 20:08, archived)

That's uncanny