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# idea for a game thing
I had a great idea during a biology exam at school today, you know that game Grow, that was in the newsletter a few weeks ago, where you have to put the things on the planet and watch it do things, how about doing it with a cock which you have to make bigger by showing it porn films and pictures and things.
(Buccaneer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# Hello!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# Hmmm,
you look at lots of porn, don't you.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# no
its just that i thought that it was a good idea
(Buccaneer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# I do,
lots and lots.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# ;)
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# You coming on to Bovine again?
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# maybe
;)

by the way - im not winking - ive only got one eye
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Pussy would be better
except it gets tighter and wetter
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# or
make both
(Buccaneer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
[challenge entry] bleurgh
stick your cock inside
like rake yohn fucking said
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Which
secret govt. dept. is that? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# the rake yohn dept
responsible for everything except chocolate
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Since when
have Vaginae ever got tighter when more aroused?

Quite the opposite is true.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# I've never managed to arouse one
usually I get told to fuck off and ask before sticking my cock in. So perhaps on reflection I'm not the best person to suggest vagina games. Apologies.
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:09, archived)
# !
!
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# sorry
Now - Someone is a tiptoing
and someone's coming in
Someone's pretty FAT

RNNAAGGH

Beastman's pretty thin.
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:44, archived)
# um
yes

*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:45, archived)
# Masher.


Shit, just realised. I'll have to teach kids about willies and spunk, won't I?
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# congrats on the PGCE thingy!
i've applied to do a course but for futher education! jsut hope i get on the course!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:52, archived)
# Haha
you been on the board for 159 days and thats the first thing you post!

by the way, if you think its a good game, make it yourself and see what people think
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# huzzah
(Market Man, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:48, archived)
# Make it
bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
# I need help
I'd need help making it as I have flash, but i don't really know how to use it
(Buccaneer, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:46, archived)
#
www.flashkit.com/tutorials
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# www.flashtutorialsforprojectsinvolvinggiantcocks.com
(It doesn't always sting when you piSSSS., Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# You lurk all this time
Then finally post your first message and it's neither got a picture nor any interest?

Tut. Tut I say! Go find a picture of a kitten and ineptly slice it together with a snake/camel/bear (take your pick) using the power of some kind of image maipulation software.
(I helped save b3ta! TV's Nosemonkey, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# sometimes
we all get lonely.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# I assume
that a picture will be included in this thread at some point, to cover up the word "waste"?
"Captain! We're losing fluff! I cannae hold it!"
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:47, archived)
# daktari

pearoast from last night
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Not an "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" of cuteness,
but an "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" of released tension.
Woo Clarence though.
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# You said, make it so:
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# Haha
not sure if i passed comment on that pic yesterday so i will do it now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:51, archived)
# hehehehe
you can see everything!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:53, archived)
# Marvelous
Absolutely marvelous!!!
(Boomshanka, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:55, archived)
# Wow,
that is LURKAGE²!
(I helped save b3ta! gnu2000, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# you're onto something
but it needs some work
how about:
- you set up a webcam
- strip nekkid
- stick cut out porn pics onto your member with uhu
- submit it to the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)
# Just after they mention their exam.
Hello, Ian.
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# *rereads original post*
*reaches for edit button*
*hears vice squad kicking door in*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:56, archived)
# serious lurkage
(synthacon9 likes white wine and nutella, Mon 19 Apr 2004, 16:49, archived)