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# *doffs cap*
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(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:50, archived)
# Dedication
Thats what you need.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# "Dedication, that's what you need" Roy Castle told us.
However, what I actually need is an Aston Martin, a long runway and a line of double decker buses.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Just heard that Norris McWhirter has just died
:(
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:59, archived)
# not Mr guinness record breaker bloke himself


he holds the record for the most world records witnessed by 1 man

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Yes
magnum Bringing you the news since 2004

B3tan shall speak peace onto B3tan

*bong*
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# noooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Didn't he die years ago?
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# It would appear not.
Reminds me of that clip that repeatedly got shown on Dennis Norden's It'll Be Alright On The Night X (where X is equal to a number far too high considering it was a shit program it was)

Interviewer: Do you know who Dennis Norden is?

Child: *Pensive expression* Dennis Norden? Isn't he dead?

edit: *Canned laughter*

Bloody well should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# This is very sad
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# who did the post with roy castle smoking

with the caption "dedications what you need"

that was funny
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I remember it, but not who made it.
As an aside, a good friend of mine once had an msn nickname that read "Roy Castle taught us two things, firstly that you'll never get far playing the trumpet and secondly that you *can* get a good hit from passive smoking."
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# it may have been me

if this is the one you're thinking of.
(Rex Monday, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:15, archived)
# was a different one
but both still WOO
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:19, archived)
# I got
cancer of the ear listening to trumpet music in a cigarette factory


/viz
(steve0, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Bloody hell
we may possibly have a proper uber-lurker here
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# That's some top class lurking
Congrats
(I helped save b3ta! Whillow, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:52, archived)
# spectacular lurking!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:54, archived)
# 1 messages??!!!
What frightfully bad grammar.
(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:56, archived)
# If you lurk hard enough
You can twist the rules of grammar-space-time.
(I helped save b3ta! Chrysogenated - the Uber-lurker, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 14:58, archived)
# great
now you fixed the gremar

we likes bad gremar here we does
(I helped save b3ta! rabid peanut - s'fucking right, Tue 20 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)