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# 'Gently Teach Children about the War on Terrorism'
I found this while googling around on the net... I think the world is certain to go pop soon!
america is an elephant... terrorists are mice!!!! EVIL MICE!!!

www.alexiebooks.com/?OVRAW=terrorism%20america&OVKEY=terrorism%20america&OVMTC=standard


LOL just scrolled down the page a bit

'A Guide to Recovering from Food Addiction'

this really is an american website

anyway just thought I would share the scary americans with you all
(Wires, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:38, archived)
# Americans aren't that scary.
they can actually be quite cute if you administer a lethal injection first.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:39, archived)
# that sounds like a none too shabby plan
I think the scariest thing about them is their utter stupidity... maybe bush is a scientist who invented the "stupidifier(tm)" but on its first test the anti-mass spectrometer had been boosted for extra resolution, resulting in a nuclear explosion of stupidity across the new world... well.. thats my theory anyhow..
(Wires, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Not all Americans are like that
There's a whole bunch of American b3tans that can prove that wrong
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)
# sowwy
ahh there must have been some who escaped the blast zones... to all the non-stupid americans, get rid of bush before he destroys the world!... and I apologise if I have offended any of you, it was not my intention.
(Wires, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:46, archived)
# oh indeed.
it's just the rest of them
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:47, archived)
# exactly
i am a canadian and my gf is american and she rocks! as do the other american b3tans i chat with frequently on here.
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:52, archived)
# Canadians however, that's an entirely different matter
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:56, archived)
# heheheh
we are taking over the board!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:56, archived)
# Noooooooooo!
Please spare me, it's not my fault i'm Welsh!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:59, archived)
# i have a couple
of Cymru t-shirts...
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:59, archived)
# Hmm...
"i am a canadian and my gf is american and she rocks!"

Gives your b3ta name right now a whole knew meaning... "dominating the US"?
(Tetsuo, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 3:34, archived)
# well I'm protected
with my tinfoil hat
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)
# arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 2:31, archived)
# I'm American.
And I'm not addicted to food.

(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 2:35, archived)
# send it to the donkey of magic
for its perusal
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:39, archived)
# lemony has a short name for once
evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:43, archived)
# oh really?
evening!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:45, archived)
# That grapes my squildo
*also extends*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:46, archived)
# oh yeah? well
*tries to extend*

hey, where'd it go?

*runs off looking for it*
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:47, archived)
# that is hill hairy arse
i reckon newsletter worthy
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:40, archived)
# Reminds of this:
www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0916291529/ref=sib_dp_pt/102-0814152-2878527#reader-link
*BAROOOOOOM*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:41, archived)
# Let's stop the racial slurs before they start
(Armer Farmer, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:43, archived)
# hehe, they're trying to sell pythagoras' theorem too
linky

You can "amaze your family and friends by measuring distances and heights without going anywhere!"

lovely find
(rossco, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:47, archived)
# lol
super
(Wires, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:50, archived)
# AAAAGH more scary stuff
did somebody say police state???

www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/patriot/index.asp
(Wires, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:51, archived)
# hehe
I have a feeling some of these questions must be a hoax...
(Wires, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:54, archived)
# noooooooooo......
really?
(boscokitty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:56, archived)
# yep
ok I admit it I am a bit slow
(Wires, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:58, archived)
# aaah yes
seems it is more of a joke site... but still.. good for a laugh...
(Wires, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:55, archived)
# rofl
www.whitehouse.org/kids/letters.asp
(Wires, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:57, archived)
# This is my contribution.
Possibly only funny because of the title/cover:
Linky
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:52, archived)
# some of us arent all that bad
I for one hid in our bomb shelter whilst your so called "theory" went off. My pop is still afraid of those commies waiting to nuke us all.
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:56, archived)
# I'm sorry, did I miss something?
I post a link to a book and I get a response about bomb shelters. Im muchly confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 1:57, archived)