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# Sorry No Picture ... But
Whilst searching for a new home phone .....

I 'came' across this from Amazon..

Look under items you may also like ... how did they know?

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Why
Would that be there ?
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# Maybe
Most trendy mobile wankers, are quite literally...wankers and bought it.
(I helped save b3ta! karatesausage, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# ha
ha
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# hehe
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# uncanny
did tonka ponker tonkerton jump out of a washing machine at you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:02, archived)
# EH
don't follow ya
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# What is the username all about?
Have you really touched her legs?
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# Yes I did
The day before yesterday , I was commision to cast an impression of her leg

Ha Ha
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# rather you than me.
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:08, archived)
# tonka ponker tonkaton - tara palmer tomkinson
she likes to jump out of washing machines (she said so on a talk show)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# you bin shopping for some
strange things in the past.

Or someone else has.

Why would you need horrid jizz mags if your phone is broken...... Oh I see, no chatlines...
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:03, archived)
# I was
looking for a hands free option.

(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# or perhaps a voice activated
google image searcher???

"Bigger" "older" "hairy" "goatse"*


*last choice may not be true
(Dangermouse., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# there's more...
Change the "show items" selection to loosely related
(I helped save b3ta! SarahRatt, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:07, archived)
# WTF?
What sort of shagging database are those fools using?

select top 10 * from Amazon..Products where Description like '%'

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# crikey...
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Whats so funny
about an electric toothbru..

oh.
(Gype, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:05, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
(I make a point of buying things in odd combinations to warp these things ... but that is just ricockulous)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# no.
just no.
(That guy with a hat., Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:06, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:11, archived)