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[challenge entry] I'm not bitter.. but I'm sure this place exists

cue lots of abuse for being crap

From the Secret Government Departments challenge. See all 233 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# It says now "dills"
One dill is ok!
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:31, archived)
# dido has a sister called dill
fact
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# mix them up
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Dill Dido?
Didn't she get shot on her doorstep?
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Pffffffft!
Nah, that was Jan Dildo.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# Cue my 1st EVER post

Ever ever ever......
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)
# Ooh!
Do you have a handcart or would you like to borrow mine? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# I have one custom made.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# it's not custom made
it's a standard generic one with go faster stripes
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:42, archived)
# and alloys
and fluffy dice.
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:44, archived)
# love
the ' no dills ' sign !
(CrazyCucumber bored sig:, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# I'd say it was more
of an exclusive members club than a secret department..... :p
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:32, archived)
# you need to know the scret handshake
the secret is, only one persons hand is involved............
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# he he he
*waves membership card at you all*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:34, archived)
# i had a members card ages ago
but i dropped it, along with that damn gay card
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:35, archived)
# guess what one
i found trying to get the front page one..........

/tries to sit down slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:36, archived)
# *goes blind*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# speaking of cards
i applied for a mint card (which in its rules states minimum of £10000 annual income), and in the 'annual income' box, i entered £9999.

still got the card, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:37, archived)
# he he!
(I helped save b3ta! mog, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:39, archived)
# you crazy fool!
are you trying to get us all killed?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# this crazy shaped card
will destroy us all!
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:41, archived)
# KILL IT
KILL IT CARD HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:43, archived)
# i 've got a member
and I'm a coward
does that help?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:40, archived)
# the thing i like about it the most is the purple carpet
woo to the carpet
(I helped save b3ta! You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# yes, that's where pippy is right now
not new zealand as i seem to remember he said
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# Dills are particularly good
on fish I find ... don't you?


(boy with balls on chin just quit his job and is about to feck off travelling for 18 months, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# This is how you request their services
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:33, archived)
# thanks
sobs:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Wed 21 Apr 2004, 15:38, archived)