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God save the queen,

'cos tourists are money...

I'll be in the tower if anyone needs me

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:37, archived)

Phhwooooar!!

etc..

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:38, archived)

Stick a paper big on 'er 'ead.

Boink her.
Then nick 'er crown.

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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

you'd get a fair price on

ebay for that i'd say!

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@stephenshortt Jaysus it's been a while!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:41, archived)

you don't have to look at the mantlepiece

while your poking the fire

/coat

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

what if you have

a penchant for poking the mantlepiece?

/also coatwards

(Doogal, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:44, archived)

You dont have to look down

when you do that.

/coat as well

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

pervert

welcome to the club

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:50, archived)

I could out perve the lot of you

Side affect of being single for too long.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:52, archived)

that sounds

almost like a challenge
*licks lips*
"Wait! I like chocolate!"/dirtyhomer

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:56, archived)

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:00, archived)

i like a challenge

we have to make a perverts only day on the board sometime

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:01, archived)

But that includes everybody here (nearly)

It would be kinda pointless.
I still find the image of you in a miniskirt and toteing a tinkywinky handbag fetching.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:04, archived)

you win hands down then

pervert.

i'll shop the image and e-mail it to you if you want

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:05, archived)

Anytime

I'm always in need of a good laugh

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:08, archived)

will start work on it tonight

will send it tomorrow if i remember

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:10, archived)

Oh dear lord

Wonders what horror tomorrow will bring.

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:12, archived)

hahahahahahaha

my head on tinky winky's body and a mini skirt

just don't eat before you check your mail

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mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:18, archived)

*makes a note*

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Giant bunny jumping out like a large happy tourettes rabbit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 11:20, archived)

1. eye dropper on body

2. paint brush in color mode.
3. paint face.

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.spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:39, archived)

so thats how you do it???

i wondered!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:46, archived)

awww she's blushing

Thanks for the great tip, I never knew that!

[edit] Her bra's snapped!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:47, archived)

she looks a bit like a zombi now

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:54, archived)

I would

etc. etc.

(Mr. Partyhat, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:40, archived)

Hey thats Aki from the Final Fantasy movie.

looking a bit old though :P

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Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

Off with her head.

Save me the rest, I can use that...

(Gype, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:42, archived)

Ooooh, shoulder cancer!

:)

But I still might.

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xandmi, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 10:45, archived)