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# who told you you need oxygen? some loser trying to hold you back


/watched far too much rd
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Lister is that a cigarette you're smoking?
no it's a chicken


/love rd
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:00, archived)
# "step up to red alert"

"Sir, are you absolutely sure, it does mean changing the lightbulb!"

.....
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:01, archived)
# hee hee
the only way to get through this is with a sense of pride, a sense of dignity and wherever possible, a sensible haircut
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# let me see
thermos, animal print jigsaw, dandruff comb, triple thick condoms because you never know......
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Smoke me a kipper, skipper
I'll be back for breakfast!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:05, archived)
# i can't throw! i throw like a dork
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# i'm so excited all six of my nipples are tingling!
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# you can't have my shiny thing
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# and when i twist this one

i get radio 2
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# this is mine,
this is mine, this bit over here is mine.. all this is mine


except that bit. I dont want that bit.
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# Wow, imagine making love to a woman with six breasts...
Imagine making love to a woman...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# Rimmer, I am NOT
pished
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
white hole is the best ever episode

'i've never seen one before, noone has...'
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
#
/is impressed that summat got the Episode just from that one line...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:12, archived)
# like i said
FAR too much red dwarf watching
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:13, archived)
# Are you sure?
I think that's actually a contradiction in terms...
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:17, archived)
# i reckon i could name any episode from 1 line
(does that count as too much?)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:18, archived)
# No
Never too much!
How about "The ultimate test - pot noodle!"
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:30, archived)
# demons and angels
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:33, archived)
# It's got a foot the size of a surfboard!
Edit: very good on the last one :)
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:34, archived)
# thanks for the memory
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:36, archived)
# Two erskib please
You're bloody good at this!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:40, archived)
# backwards
yeah i know
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:43, archived)
# I'm fine thank you Susan!
(last one)
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:50, archived)
# stumped
aaaaah!
white hole again
they use kryten to get through the doors
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:57, archived)
# That confirms it
you truely are the Red Dwarf Master!

Congratulations, here's your crown \|||/
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:01, archived)
# thanks
:)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 17:02, archived)
# is it not
"three triple thick condoms, just in case!"
(steve0, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# thats the shortest name
i believe youve ever adorn
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Sir they've taken Mr Rimmer!
Quick let's get out of here before they bring him back!
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Holly : I have an IQ of 6,000...
..Which is the same as sixty normal people ... or six-thousand PE teachers.
(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:15, archived)
# danny jon jules
may be a kiddie fiddler, but the cat is a personal favourite character of mine.
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Really?
Kiddie fiddler? I met him a couple of months ago - seemed like a really nice guy
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:03, archived)
# think
he was alledged as one. *racks brain for source of hopefully highly un/in-plausible info*
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:04, archived)
# He works in childrens
tele. Maybe you got it mixed up. Maybe...
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# i do
so hope so, cos seeing a grown man lick shirt collars is highly entertaining television, and is marred slightly by the thought of the shirts being on the small size.
(ad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# What? No! Really?
Oh well, that's what I get for living in a ditch.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:06, archived)
# summat is proud to have a stalker

(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:07, archived)
# Well, you know what they say
You ain't famous 'til you've got your own obsessive. I consider myself a public service.
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# good luck

he's a tough cookie to crack.

and he talks in his sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# As long as it isn't things like
must kill kittens...must kill penguins...furtive furtive furtive
(I helped save b3ta! furry numnah has returned from the dead (but her profile appears to be mightily fucked), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:19, archived)
# nah it's mainly mindless babble
much like his ramblings on the board really
(I helped save b3ta! mostly harmless John Leslie raped me on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# hey baby :)
/sidles over
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Oh my
you guys make me giggle*
*may be an understatement
have strange laughing penguins
(yay for mutants, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:09, archived)
# Wow cool that beats my stagnant puddle
what's the rent like?
(I helped save b3ta! MakTheYak, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:08, archived)
# !
This is news to me!
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:10, archived)
# so do I.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:22, archived)
# thats the best thing I've seen all day
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 16:24, archived)