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# I found this on my desk this moning...
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And despite turning out all the lights, it won't stop trying to distract me.
(Withiel assumes the position!, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:21, archived)
# kill it with a stick!
noon all
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:22, archived)
# 'Noon!
Not enough people are voting for Dog Spawn.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:24, archived)
# nope
and i forgot to change puppy inferior to inferior puppy

*ashamed*
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:24, archived)
# oh by the way
the cat nap did not go to plan :(

We only got to drink we did't get to go fox hunting. We got stopped by the police on the way and got searched.


thank god they didn't find the huge bottle of cat nip i had hidden in the boot
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:25, archived)
# you're a slightly
strange sir today, are you not?


/hatstand
(Dangermouse., Thu 20 May 2004, 14:27, archived)
# i'm always a slightly strange sir
however today nore so than normal
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:29, archived)
# Arf!
Just don't let him see any children.
(I helped save b3ta! mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:31, archived)
# Yeah!
My (wrongly ordered) fav's winning
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:25, archived)
# Only one other person has voted "bod".
What's wrong with you people?

And why isn't "Zak McKraken" and option?
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:28, archived)
# noon sir
so much for my plan to stay off the board and get lots of work done
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:24, archived)
# ha!
shit plan anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:25, archived)
# i thought so
but i really wanted to execute it with military precision ahhh well
(I helped save b3ta! the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:28, archived)
# for god sake
don't press the F11 key and maximise it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:23, archived)
# do you still have the link
to that splendid f15 anim? i think it was f15 anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:24, archived)
# even more ridiculous, it was the F25 key :)
www.fnord.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/F25Key-PaperRad.rm
I think it's still up there
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:27, archived)
# yay!
ta very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:30, archived)
# It escaped from the Colonel's farm!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 20 May 2004, 14:23, archived)