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# a german
one?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:33, archived)
# yup
i've been trying to pimp it out. I want to get it up more chuffs than my own nob.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Could you please
calrify your gender?

You have bought a vibrator and yet are referring to your nob. This is most confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# i know a man who bought
15 dildos on the internet when he was bored

but then again, he is VERY strange
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# what did he do with them?
if its not a naive question
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# i dont know
nor do i want to

he spends most of the time in his room without a girlfriend (sounds like me, but i dont have the dildos...)
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Male,
I bet.
(Small Beer, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# could "swing the other way"
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# i am a man
and i bought a dildo to try and get girls to use it for me. i want to see if it can get more girls than i can.

it'd be also very useful for visiting C&A...
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Thanks
and useful advice.

Not getting the C&A thing tho...
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# I thought
C&A were defunct.
(Small Beer, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# There's an old joke
involving an Irish man and his wife's knickers saying C&A on them so that she knew which way to put them on - some reference there possibly as opposed to the shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:46, archived)
# well, dorothy perkins has a similar meaning when abbriviated to
DP
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:42, archived)
# still not getting it.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Ermmm
C&A = Naughty female bits and Arse
DP = Double Penetration
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Ta Lol
Thought it might be along those lines, see Irish jokey thing above. Like the DP one though
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)