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[challenge entry] nelsons 'column'




Batteries Not Included.....Shame.

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(princessrolo, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Isn't that an Eager Beaver?
Like in WorkBoresMe's qotw post?
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:29, archived)
# that's rather large
might hurt a bit :X
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:29, archived)
# i bought a dildo the other day
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# a german
one?
(I helped save b3ta! Steak the weegie: I though I had gone?!?!?!?!?!, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:33, archived)
# yup
i've been trying to pimp it out. I want to get it up more chuffs than my own nob.
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Could you please
calrify your gender?

You have bought a vibrator and yet are referring to your nob. This is most confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# i know a man who bought
15 dildos on the internet when he was bored

but then again, he is VERY strange
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# what did he do with them?
if its not a naive question
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# i dont know
nor do i want to

he spends most of the time in his room without a girlfriend (sounds like me, but i dont have the dildos...)
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Male,
I bet.
(Small Beer, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# could "swing the other way"
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# i am a man
and i bought a dildo to try and get girls to use it for me. i want to see if it can get more girls than i can.

it'd be also very useful for visiting C&A...
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Thanks
and useful advice.

Not getting the C&A thing tho...
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# I thought
C&A were defunct.
(Small Beer, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# There's an old joke
involving an Irish man and his wife's knickers saying C&A on them so that she knew which way to put them on - some reference there possibly as opposed to the shop?
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:42, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:46, archived)
# well, dorothy perkins has a similar meaning when abbriviated to
DP
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:42, archived)
# still not getting it.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Ermmm
C&A = Naughty female bits and Arse
DP = Double Penetration
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Ta Lol
Thought it might be along those lines, see Irish jokey thing above. Like the DP one though
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)
# any good?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:33, archived)
# it dances around the
living room table
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# for some reason
That sounds like an elocution exercise

(I helped save b3ta! moonjam, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# what's the lobester claw bit for?
i mean... wouldnt that hurt?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# If you have to ask....
...you have never tried one!
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:33, archived)
# get it in the right position and it goes wee wee wee all the way to the clit
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:33, archived)
# I was trying
not to be quite that graphic.

lol
(I helped save b3ta! Sabre, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# ahh
i thought it might be a little harsh, on the anal side y'know
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# clit stim
why do i know this?
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:33, archived)
# wasn't he the reserve goalkeeper
in the 1984 dutch football team?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# pffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Dr. Zoidberg's special love techniques are not to be sniffed at.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# It's a hands-free pube clamp
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# I've seen bigger!
(Bretty, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# nelsons column
what shop have you been going to then? ;)
(princessrolo, Tue 1 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)