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# there's these 2 girls who keep leaving me txt messages but never answer when i call them
i know they're good friends so i think they're colluding and messing with my head. Should I txt them a :P or call their bluff and txt one of them telling them that the other one had let slip they were just messing with my head. Or should i txt both of them and tell them to meet me somewhere and then not turn up but call one of them and tell them i'm waiting in the toilet and then call the other one and tell them i told the other one i was in the toilet to get rid of her and i'm really outside around the back waiting for her. Then i can txt the first one in the toilet and tell her i told the other one i wasn't really in the toilet but was across the road in the other pub and i wasn't in the toilet in case they both came in together. Then i could txt the other one and tell her i really was in the toilet but the other one had decided to txt her to tell her but had run out of credit so could she come back and then we could have a drink and a chat.
Or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:33, archived)
# Wow
you've really thought hard about this haven't you
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:34, archived)
# Gnnnnn..
Mummy's dead, hunting season... hunting season.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# the bells,,, THE BELLS!!!!!!!
and make it a double.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:38, archived)
# just get CH5
round for a comedy street meeting scene followed by some bedroom gubbins.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:35, archived)
# I think there's definitely a plotline for one of the crappy soaps in there
(as opposed to the high quality drama of evening soaps)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:40, archived)
# of course!
The high quality of evening soaps is what makes me go outside every night to watch the nails rust on the gatepost.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# Is this
mike?
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# my advise :
i would definetely do that!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:36, archived)
# i'm too stoned to care m8
either way i hope it works out for ya :)

night all
(I helped save b3ta! Pob, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:38, archived)
# me too
i just made it all up unfortunately.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:39, archived)
# night Mr Pob!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:40, archived)
# Night poblet!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Mercury, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# cya pobster
remember, it's all your fault.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:43, archived)
# I thought
you'd been quiet
night
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Sat 14 Sep 2002, 0:52, archived)