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# puppies eh

always after attention
yeah I know it's a big fookin puppy but no-one's here so I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! legohead, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:07, archived)
# I am here
Perhaps it is one of those optical illusions where things that look as though they are in the background are actually in the foreground...
(Towedwart, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/3381110
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# it's not the
size I'd be worried about...
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:09, archived)
# yeah
existentialist panic can be hard to deal with
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:11, archived)
# Yeah,
it's a right bastard.

"Who am I? What's my purpose? Why am I here? Who are you? Why are you trying to steal my legs? Did you say you're from the cornershop and you're here to collect outstanding debts? Why is your head three times larger than it should be? Are you Jeremy Beadle?"

Y'know, the usual

/off to bed...
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:15, archived)
# that is a most admirable view
of exestential thingummy
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:22, archived)
# you forgot
"why do 'cock hungry sluts' keep emailing me about their webcams?"
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# they are unfufilled
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:32, archived)
# I'm not here!
and it's a very strange puppy
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:10, archived)
# TJ:
Does anyone know what the hell This is for?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:13, archived)
# looks like
a clip from sabrina the teenage witch in japanese
why do you ask?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:14, archived)
# because it appears
to be a live webcam, and she doesn't do too much
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:15, archived)
# that's what it's for then
duh?

ps it's a man dressed up in a banja girl costume
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# oh it is a man
yes, what is it for?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# that's like asking what the internet is for.
it's just random.
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:17, archived)
# but-but....
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:18, archived)
# i recently learned that the internet
is for harry potter gay porn stories.
i was, to put it mildly, surprised.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:19, archived)
# some odd form of written yaoi?
how did you manage to find it? By *accident*?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:20, archived)
# ha ha, interestingly, no.
a friend of mine IMed me and demanded that i visit a link. it was a story of the aforementioned genre, but the reason he was linking to it was that it was hosted on my university's server. meaning that the person who wrote it goes to my university.

i asked what the hell was going on.

he said 'hey, there's tons of this stuff. it's what the internet's for.'
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:22, archived)
# maybe your friend wrote it
or why was *he*/*she* looking at it?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:23, archived)
# got to find the meaning and reason
behind everything, don;t you?
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# i have no idea how he found it.
and, quite frankly, i'm afraid to ask.

(he is gay, but not, so far as i know, a harry potter fan)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:25, archived)
# he was probably just looking
for hardcore gay xxx teen harry potter anal lolita sort of thing. This post may generate a strange kind of traffic.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:27, archived)
# now THATS true
and hence funny
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:29, archived)
# I am sitting on a chair.
That's true. Is it funny though?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# a fact is not funny
using the truth to point out a previously unobserved cause and effect is funny.
there's a subtle difference
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:33, archived)
# he's right you know
and that's what makes it funny
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:41, archived)
# i blame you
for the degradation of society.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# |\/|3?!?!11 D39R4710|\|?!?11?
|\|3\/3R!!11!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:32, archived)
# ow ow ow!
'av pity on my old eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:33, archived)
# It's actually quite hard to type like that
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:34, archived)
# that
is no excuse.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:36, archived)
# The dog ate it
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:37, archived)
# 101
j00 r teh pwn
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:34, archived)
# a man?!
I need a shower...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:19, archived)
# That is truly the scariest thing today
the eyes...

(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:48, archived)
# i've just arrired
and have managed to miss FPM... bugger
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:15, archived)
# what?
Oh I haven't talked to her in a while anyhow. No msn.
I must have just missed her too then. poor you
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# hahaha
well i'm visiting her on tuesday, we'll have to pop on the board and swear incoherently at people for a while
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:20, archived)
# certainly
well have fun!


she does talk a lot though...
edit/ this is not a bad thing
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:20, archived)
# i'm at her house right now
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:21, archived)
# hahahahaha...
wait a minute, that's not true is it?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:22, archived)
# it would be funny if it was
(I helped save b3ta! meak is going to inherit the earth, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:23, archived)
# No.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:30, archived)
# he looks kind of disgruntled.
i am more or less here.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:16, archived)
# what does it mean
to be gruntled?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:24, archived)
# hm.
gruntle
v : cause to be more favorably inclined; gain the good will of
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:26, archived)
# can I gruntle you?
*rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:28, archived)
# if you like.
*waggles eyebrows accomodatingly*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:31, archived)
# you do have very big eyebrows
I must say
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:35, archived)
# hasn't she just!
*climbs into the left one... starts gruntling*
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:37, archived)
# at this point
i'm not sure if i should be excited or really, really worried.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:38, archived)
# excited I say
very, very excited...
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 3:41, archived)